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Definitions by amogusamoguseverywhere

eye bleach 

A joke that you would make if you found something disturbing, mainly R34 or cursed images.
Someone: *sees p0rn* OH HELL NO, someone pass me the eye bleach!
A species of human-sized anthropomorphic dinosaurs that first appeared in Super Mario World (1990). Each of them have an extended tongue that is capable of eating enemies and turning them into eggs. They can be mounted on and become their companion, who is usually Mario. A running gag is that when a rider decides to jump at a platform far away, he/she will dismount his/her Yoshi to make a distance advantage, making the Yoshi fall into oblivion. The Yoshis also have been committing tax fraud since 2016 (which is a dead meme).
Yoshi: I committed tax fraud
Yoshi by amogusamoguseverywhere December 10, 2021
When your male genital resembles a sussy baka.
"I "f**king look at thr trash can, and I say: "That's a bit SUSSY!". I look at my pe***, I think of the astronaut's helmet, and I go "PE***? More like PESUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Pesus by amogusamoguseverywhere September 15, 2021
Do not ever translate "I love you Gus" to Spanish, worst mistake of my life!!!!!
Gus by amogusamoguseverywhere August 29, 2021

Scientific name for polar bear 

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.
Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

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1. To erect your male genital (if you are originally male)

2. A photoshopping meme, using the words and letters from various or single source to make often perverted captions, followed with images of characters. The first meme is made in 2013, from letters and Donkey Kong's face from Donkey Kong 64 boxart.
Donkey Kong: *sees Candy Kong*
Also Donkey Kong: *EXPAND DONG*
Shorter word for Amogus. (21st century humor be like haha)
Don't translate "i love you gus" to Spanish, worst mistake of my life
Gus by amogusamoguseverywhere July 27, 2021