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Yoshi

A species of human-sized anthropomorphic dinosaurs that first appeared in Super Mario World (1990). Each of them have an extended tongue that is capable of eating enemies and turning them into eggs. They can be mounted on and become their companion, who is usually Mario. A running gag is that when a rider decides to jump at a platform far away, he/she will dismount his/her Yoshi to make a distance advantage, making the Yoshi fall into oblivion. The Yoshis also have been committing tax fraud since 2016 (which is a dead meme).

Yoshi: I committed tax fraud

by amogusamoguseverywhere December 10, 2021

Gooey

That oblivious and forgetful blue blob with a long tongue from Kirby...

Gooey: My name? Gooey? Maybe?

by amogusamoguseverywhere July 6, 2021

Your house

Where Tenna is coming straight from right now

Coming straight from YOUR HOUSE!
(Coming straight from your house! (coming!))

by amogusamoguseverywhere July 20, 2025

Paper Mario: Sticker Star 2

It's actually Paper Mario: Color Splash but people (especially fans of PM 1, 2 and 3) find it just as awful as the "original" Sticker Star.

Nintendo: *releases Paper Mario: Color Splash*
Fans: DAMMIT, NINTENDO! Color Splash? More like Paper Mario: Sticker Star 2!

by amogusamoguseverywhere May 15, 2021

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

A viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper, recorded in February 21st. (Know Your Meme)

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's ****ing memes. I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS are just Among Us stuff. I-I show my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flip it and I said: "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! Haha! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!". I ****ing looked at the trash can and I said: "That's a bit sussy!". I look at my pen**, I think of the astronaut's helmet, and I go: "Pen**??? More like PENSUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

by amogusamoguseverywhere May 11, 2021

Scientific name for polar bear

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.

Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

by amogusamoguseverywhere August 20, 2021

Pesus

When your male genital resembles a sussy baka.

"I "f**king look at thr trash can, and I say: "That's a bit SUSSY!". I look at my pe***, I think of the astronaut's helmet, and I go "PE***? More like PESUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by amogusamoguseverywhere September 15, 2021