allie's definitions

crotch castle

a crotch castle is when you get out of the lake or river or ocean and you have a ton of sand in your swimsuit.

"After swimming i had a huge crotch castle"

by Allie April 24, 2005

dork

a person who is stupid, mean, or just kind of geeky. it has many meanings, and it, like, changes definition where and when you use it.
see geek

1) You're such a dork. Go annoy someone else.
2) Stop being mean too me! You're such a freaking dork!
3) me to garrett: you've never read harry potter? you're such a dork!
brad: hes the only one here who HASN'T read harry potter, and you're calling him a dork?? (we're all a bunch of geeks)

by allie April 20, 2004

secret ninja

1. a "potentially harmful" highschool female, but only when provoked by stupid people.

2. also the name of an ass-kickin' feminist publication in the form of a notebook.

related words: secret ninja society

1. "I can't believe you said that to her! She's a Secret Ninja, she'll kick your ass!"

2."Man, I wish I could read that notebook. Whoever reads it laughs the whole time!"

by Allie January 18, 2004

rage-wad

A compressed ball, roll, or lump of human being composed of violent, explosive anger. Roots: GBC IX

Russell Crowe is an unironic rage-wad.

by Allie June 30, 2005

cockles

When we go fishing we use cockles (shellfish) for bait, when we go fishing for guys (on the town) our bait is our titties so we call them cockles

The cockles aint catching many fish tonight..... *sigh*

by Allie July 17, 2004

emer

emer is a shade of green

- what color is that?
- why its emer of course.

by allie April 23, 2005

It's not you it's me

A nice way 2 dump a boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually means It's not me it's you.

Look honey it's not you it's me.I don't wish to continue this relationship.

by Allie February 3, 2004