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pecker monger

one who sells peckers for a profit
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the pecker mongermug.

seduction

when my girlfriend tricks me into having sex with her, and then blames it on me that we have to much sex!
Seduction is something that women do very well.
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the seductionmug.

jigglers

1. Tits
2. little shaped balls of jello (very yummy)
Daaaaamn! Look at them jigglers!
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the jigglersmug.

carcass

a dead body; my girlfriend during sex
"Get this fucking carcass out of my trunk!"
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the carcassmug.

spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you
Spread em!
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the spread emmug.

sunflower seeds

an eatable seed that tastes yummy
Those were some damn good sunflower seeds
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the sunflower seedsmug.

slippery

oil up your water bed (using baby oil) and you'll have the best sex you've ever had
by Alexius November 6, 2003
mugGet the slipperymug.

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