aj's definitions

atheist

A person who uses logic to figure out that there is no such thing as a higher power or diety

They also do not believe in satan seing as he would be a higher power.

If the bible is so "holy", why does it have an author?

by AJ December 4, 2004

MTG

Short Magic : The Gathering (of virgins).

"Who needs sexual intercourse when I have MTG?! I mean, this Giant of Azeraz has a 4 / 6, trample, and swamp walk."

by AJ May 7, 2004

friend

The excuse for abuse.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

by AJ August 21, 2003

celebrate

To drink a lot. Drinking

Lets celebrate this weekend (Lets drink this weekend and indulge in debauchery and belligerence).

by AJ February 22, 2005

Twirty-Something

A woman who has passed the lower numbers of the Twirty age range but is still continuously mistaken for a whole lot younger.

Even though we twirty-somethings felt out-of-place at the kegger, we were still getting hit on so hard we had bruises.

by AJ June 25, 2004

splink

1. hey. yo 'sup?

2. whatever

3. all-encompassing feeling

aplink, yo!

feeling splink (splinky)

by AJ August 4, 2004

buckaroo

While you're banging your partner from behind say something that you know will insult him/her e.g. "I did your sister the other night" - your partner won't be too happy at this point and will want to slap you in the face or something, but you have to try and hold on and continue banging your partner from behind for as long as possible

I buckaroo'd my ex last night

by AJ January 8, 2004