aj's definitions

Carp

Misspelling of "crap". Used to show mild disgust.

"Well, carp. I really fscked that one up."

by AJ August 12, 2003

dizzle

Doo as part of a phrase. Used by Snoop on MTV

Yabba Dabba Doo
Yabba Dabba Dizzle

by AJ June 20, 2003

Jimmy Leg

While masturbating, some men, and usually using lubricant, rub a spot on their penis that causes their leg to shake. Much like scratching a dog when getting scratched in the right way makes their leg shake.

John: Dude, I think the guy in the men's room was masturbating in the stall.
Adam: How do you know?
John: He had the jimmy leg goin and everything!

by AJ February 16, 2005

Slippery Cock

A insulting name for Slippery Rock University, also called Slimy Pebble.

My friend Bill goes to Slippery Cock.

by AJ November 16, 2003

flaggot

A guy who is in the flag corps of a marching band and has to either a) wear the girl outfit, b) have a different outfit that doesn't really match the girl flag people, or c) a combo of a and b

Ha look at that flaggot in the middle of all of the girl flaggers! He must be gay!

by AJ October 6, 2005

sweevil

Sweet and evil simultaneously.

Cats are so sweevil--they scratch the hell out of you one minute and curl up on your lap for a nap the next.

by aj August 9, 2004

michi

Used to describe someone short and who smells like cabbage.

Look at her, she's so michi!

by AJ January 23, 2004