aj's definitions

Mife

The feeling when you catch girlfriend in bed with a farmyard animal and she doesnt stop when she notices you.

Jack was in a mife

by AJ April 23, 2004

RashMachine

a lady who has the misfortune of looking like she was put through a mangle. repeatedly!!

1. cor blimey, look at that fat rash machine over!
2. shes fuckin rash
3. that rash machine looks like she climed the ugly tree, fell out, hit every ugly branch on the way down then the ugly tree fell on her, then unfortunately she slid off the edge of the ugly ravine, nuf sed!!!

by aj February 25, 2004

lardetarian

An ignorant fatty who considers herself to be a vegetarian even though she consumes vast quantities of beef tallow, chicken stock, gelatin and other nasty animal products.

Trish thinks she's superior because she doesn't eat meat, but she's just a lardetarian.

by AJ December 18, 2003

yeng lo

cute, short lil azn gurl

wow, would ya look at that hot yeng lo dancin' over there?

by aj October 5, 2003

oopsie daisey

A silent fart, u cant hear it, may kill you,

Silent fart, holy fart, all is calm not for long!
Kyle- did u let an oopsie daisey?

by Aj April 22, 2005

Hyori

a korean singer who is sexy! really sexy... jaw droppingly sexy... once part of a singing group by the name of Finkl she is now a solo artist and show host

Kenny Lee from Cerritos loves Hyori cuz shes hot!

by AJ October 5, 2003

monkeybutter

(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.

"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."

by AJ August 12, 2003