jungle juice

n.
A somewhat palatable combination of vodka, sugar, Kool-Aid, and fruit. Usually mixed to have a 20 percent alcohol content, allowing fly Yolandas to be quickly inebriated.

Let's mix up some jungle juice for the party tonight.

by adamisaspaz March 04, 2003

hedge

n.
1. A means of protection against financial loss.
2. A securities transaction designed to reduce the risk of an existing position.

v.
To minimize potential loss by counterbalancing one transaction, such as a bet, against another.

We can hedge the 04 convertable paper by going short the common stock.

by adamisaspaz March 04, 2003

crapintosh

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

by adamisaspaz March 04, 2003

you'd hate to see that

Phrase that expresses dismay at the prospect of an event occuring.

What if little buddy got even shorter? You'd hate to see that!

by adamisaspaz March 04, 2003

Bacardi Silver

A malt beverage that comes in a bottle with a bat silhouette on it. It is a bitch drink.

I don't like beer. Would you please pass me a Bacardi Silver?

by adamisaspaz March 04, 2003

clutch

adj.
1.Essential to success.
2. Tending to be successful in difficult situations.

v.intr.
To attempt to grasp or seize.

v.tr.
To grasp and hold tightly.

n.
1. A grasp or a hand in the act of grasping.
2. Control or power.
3. A critical situation.
4. A device for gripping and holding (e.g. in a motor vehicle).

Lesbian posters are clutch for attracting babes.

I clutched the gearshift in my hand and hit the clutch.

by adamisaspaz March 04, 2003

spazzes

v.
To spaz.

Vesterholt spazzes about everything.

by adamisaspaz March 04, 2003