adamisaspaz's definitions

Iron Mike

n.
Nickname for a loose cannon RA who spazzes at every minor infraction of the rules.

Iron Mike wrote us up for sexual harassment for using the word "testicle."

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Appleworks

The Apple office software suite.

Appleworks is not as good as Microsoft Office.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Titties on glass.

Human female breasts pressed against glass in a visually appealing way.

Senator Mix-A-Lot has called for legislation to end the shortage of fly Yolandas throwin' they titties on glass.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

you'd hate to see that

Phrase that expresses dismay at the prospect of an event occuring.

What if little buddy got even shorter? You'd hate to see that!

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

crappleworks

Slang for Appleworks. Used to convey dissatisfaction with the Appleworks software suite.

Crappleworks could only be worse if using it was physically painful.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

spazzes

v.
To spaz.

Vesterholt spazzes about everything.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

clutch

adj.
1.Essential to success.
2. Tending to be successful in difficult situations.

v.intr.
To attempt to grasp or seize.

v.tr.
To grasp and hold tightly.

n.
1. A grasp or a hand in the act of grasping.
2. Control or power.
3. A critical situation.
4. A device for gripping and holding (e.g. in a motor vehicle).

Lesbian posters are clutch for attracting babes.

I clutched the gearshift in my hand and hit the clutch.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003