Definitions by adamisaspaz

CIS 200 

n. Stands for Computer Information Systems 200. The most boring class in the universe. Has arbitrary and capricious grading standards.

Shit, I forgot to do the lab for that douchebag CIS 200 class.

CIS 200 by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Fleischman's vodka 

n.
The cheapest vodka sold at most grocery stores. Tastes and smells like -and may actually be- rubbing alcohol. Can be used to make respectable jungle juice or screwdrivers.

Wow, I don't know which tastes worse: the Fleischman's vodka or the Montezuma's tequila.

Fleischman's vodka by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

jungle juice 

n.
A somewhat palatable combination of vodka, sugar, Kool-Aid, and fruit. Usually mixed to have a 20 percent alcohol content, allowing fly Yolandas to be quickly inebriated.

Let's mix up some jungle juice for the party tonight.

jungle juice by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Iron Mike 

n.
Nickname for a loose cannon RA who spazzes at every minor infraction of the rules.

Iron Mike wrote us up for sexual harassment for using the word "testicle."

Iron Mike by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

spazzes 

v.
To spaz.

Vesterholt spazzes about everything.

spazzes by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

hotboxing 

n.
The practice of smoking marijuana in an enclosed space (e.g. a car or a small room) in order to maximize the narcotic effect.

The guys in Irish C like to hotbox on the way to In-n-Out Burger.

hotboxing by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

hedge 

n.
1. A means of protection against financial loss.
2. A securities transaction designed to reduce the risk of an existing position.

v.
To minimize potential loss by counterbalancing one transaction, such as a bet, against another.

We can hedge the 04 convertable paper by going short the common stock.

hedge by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003