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Definitions by ackerman_tyler

Christmas 2024 

The Christmas where the corrupt CEO of United Healthcare was finally snapped out of existence by a wonderful man named Luigi Mangione. Best time EVERRRRR <3
Person 1: Bro, remember Christmas 2024?

Person 2: Yah man, that was the best Christmas everrrrr. Justice was finally served for all the times I was hurt and couldn't get help!

Deadbeat Fuckin' Retard 

A guy who doesn't work, doesn't support his children or pay his bills and is a total mental case.
Some deadbeat fuckin' retard just got a ticket and isn't able to afford it, HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Colby 2012 

The infamous story on Reddit where a teenage son sodomized the family dog....
The story of Colby 2012: "I think my teenage son sodomized the family dog".
Colby 2012 by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

Diddling The Dog 

Look at him, what a loser. Diddling The Dog!!

Dog Diddy 

Special nickname for anyone who fucks dogs.
Person 1: Ayyye, look, Dog Diddy's at it again!!
Person 2: Ugh, such a fuckin' creep. We gotta call the cops and report this guy to the SPCA again....
Dog Diddy by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

Dog Fucking 

My neighbor's favorite sport....
They don't go skiing, or swimming, or play basketball or football.... no... they hate all of that, but they love to go Dog Fucking!!!

Dog Sodomizer 

Anybody who has sex with dogs. See beastiality.
Attention, SPCA, my neighbor is a dog sodomizer!!!