ace's definitions
by Ace December 12, 2004
Get the Muffin manmug. Holy shit Tim, look at all those crazyfists. That shit is way too hardcore for me. I mean, I can handle one or two, maybe even 4 on occasion, but 36 crazyfists? Fuck that.
by Ace March 11, 2005
Get the 36 crazyfistsmug. by Ace July 28, 2004
Get the Duche Bagmug. Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace September 1, 2008
Get the Turkey Helmetmug. by ace May 13, 2005
Get the chillin with the pudmug. "Suffers On Closeup" Someone thought to be attractive or cute at a distance, but not after a closer look.
by Ace February 5, 2002
Get the SOCmug. 