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shpadoikle

adj. Very, very good. Positivity, beauty, joy, goodness. (Happy, obtimistic.)

noun. Your inner joy. Your positive attitude/out look. (Motivation, spunk.)
"The sky is ble and all the leaves are green, the air is as warm as a baked potapo, What a shpadoikle day!
by Abby March 30, 2005
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emo helmet

it's that shiny blue black bowl cut emo kids run around with.
Dude, I just washed my emo helmet for the first time in weeks!
by Abby September 13, 2004
mugGet the emo helmetmug.

friendster

hey, i'm linked to you from a bunch of people i don't even know! let's get together and shag because we are so much cooler than anyone else in the world!
by abby December 17, 2003
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figging

A peeled ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after peeling the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The word comes from the 18th century. Unscrupulous horse dealers would insert a peeled ginger root into the anus of a slow or half dead horse. The horse would become lively and hold its tail better. The spelling was feague, but over time became figging.
The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly peeled the finger of ginger that would be used to fig her.

Mistress Karen loved figging her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.
by Abby December 3, 2004
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goosh

another name for a pussey or vagina.
Man the girl has such a small goosh i could barley fit two fingers in!
by Abby June 28, 2004
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x-day

A two volume Japanese comic book about four people and their plot to blow up a highschool. See manga.
Did you think the second volume of x-day was a letdown?
by Abby February 2, 2005
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spoot

Another word for cum or semen. It's more polite and no one REALLY knows what you are talking about.
by Abby May 7, 2005
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