The Parent Test

Just for Matt's use.

Mom & Dad are sitting at home. You decide to pay them a visit, bringing your new friend in tow. They are suprised to find you in the company of this person and ask all sorts of odd questions. Questions you might ask in a group; as icebreakers. They dont know this person so it seems only natural I suppose. After a few hours of this "talking" you suggest that you ought to get going. Your parents express a sincere appreciation for your new friend and show that they would like them to return sometime in the near future, for more such "talks." You feel the tension leave you as you depart, a job well done

by Aaron September 21, 2004

hf

Abbreviation for hatefuck. Often used in debates about whether individual celebrities are TLFs or not.

Matt and his roommate often talked about starting a website called TLForHF.com, similar to amihotornot.com, where users rated celebrities on the classic scale, but never got around to it.

by Aaron January 27, 2004

butmud

butmud ~but-mud, shit or Poos from the anus, also used to described a hooker when pealing ass cheeks apart to see filthy ass with poos

1.Omg that hocker had mad butmud i did her any way.

2.Sam banged a hocker with butmud last night.

by aaron May 01, 2006

Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material

Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick

by Aaron November 06, 2004

Asscrust

Hardened pieces of poo clinging lovingly to mangled asshair.

Damn Jose! This asscrust really ruins my day!

by Aaron November 06, 2002

knocker locker

strip club

I'm goin down to the knocker locker!!

by aaron June 07, 2004

sack-o-reha

a large burlap sack filled with diareha which individuals are placed into as a form of punishment.

"you have 5 seconds to get to your room or else your getting ten minutes in the sack-o-reha."

by Aaron January 12, 2004