farkwin's law

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081
"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"
by anonymous December 13, 2004
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christmas tree

what john shoves up his ass every Christmas.
oh christmas tree oh christmas tree...
by anonymous June 8, 2003
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milk.sporkyou.com

forum that is now nonexistantial.

stupid chris/brian.
milk.sporkyou.com sucks!

aka FJF or Funnyjunk forum
by anonymous March 5, 2004
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gubment

Jail slang. Supposedly used to refer to someone's real full name as it appears on their birth certificate.
Criminial #1: Yo, man, what's your gubment?
Criminal #2: Um, the United States?
Criminal #1: No, man! What's your GUBMENT!?
by anonymous March 13, 2004
mugGet the gubmentmug.

Novi

Awesome, Nice, wonderful, friendly, and Cool.
Your so novi! (damn right)
by Anonymous March 30, 2005
mugGet the Novimug.

Manbed

An unfortunate occurance where multiple people of the male gender are forced (generally by space constraints) to sleep in the same bed. The acceptable method for sleeping in Manbed is for all parties involved to sleep on different layers of blankets, to reduce the risk of unwanted contact or spooning.
We got a room at the Holiday Inn, but when we got there they only had one King size bed. Manbed ensued.
by Anonymous February 10, 2004
mugGet the Manbedmug.

pillage

four on the pole, one in the whole
by anonymous April 8, 2003
mugGet the pillagemug.

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