aLeX's definitions

mad fan

MAD Feet, Ass and Nuts. To smell extremly wrong, a most disgusting stench.

Damn, smellin' the mad fan in here nigga, open a window

by alex April 28, 2003

darkie

a remote control for an electronic device. origins coming obviously from the fact that in the days prior to remote controls, the black servants would "help out" by changing stations or adjusting the volume of radios, televisions, phonographs, etc...

man 1: have you seen the darkie?
man 2: why? do you want me to change the channel?

by alex January 24, 2005

irv

To participate in any activity for an extended length of time, usualy 5 or more days.

I decided to do a dancing irv from that Thursday to Monday.

by Alex September 7, 2004

cuuuuum

Used to express the duration of an ejaculation.

1. "0h, d00dz this is a big one!11 CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!"

by Alex January 27, 2003

lightro

Slang for a cigarette lighter.

You can light your cigarette with a lighter, which my friends and I call a lightro

by alex February 28, 2005

the running man

A dance in which the feet and hands are moved. You stand up with your hands outward in a fist and pull them toward you. As you are pulling your hands toward you, you slide one of your feet back, but stay in the same spot. This is called the Running Man, a popular '80s dance.

Look at that girl do the Runnin' Man!

by Alex February 10, 2005

feck

Alternative to fuck, used not entirely by do-gooders who want to avoid the foulest four letter word, but mainly by internet users humorously trying to imitate them.

Oh feck, Carlton.

by Alex January 25, 2004