Trekker

what the Trekkie nerds would rather have you call them

Normal person: Hey there, Trekkie nerd!
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.

by Alex March 20, 2003

bossome

Adj. For something to be both boss, and awesome.

"omg dude, that new car is so boss. omg, it's awesome too."

"you might venture to say that it's bossome."

"o.O i guess."

by Alex August 20, 2003

yaya

A big girl, typically Asian. Approximates the weight, beauty, and grace of a narwal.

There's this yaya in my AP Java class. I can barely fit in the room after she fills it up.

by Alex February 16, 2004

nont

Gay; Homosexual; One who is attracted to the same sex.

Im a nont; Kelly is a nont; Bill hates nonts

by Alex February 10, 2005

hoople

An imaginary part of someone's body, involved in a threat.

Shut up, or I'll mott your hoople!

by Alex April 22, 2004

Skippy

Cheap-ass shoes. This term circa 1997. Kids who wore "skippies" were teased relentlessly at the summer camp I went to. Also, the "skip-aa" pronunciation does not apply to this definition.

"Skippies... they make your feet feel fine, skippies, they cost a dollar ninety-nine." I don't know if this was an actual advertising jingle or not.

by Alex September 24, 2003

elfup

Tis a funny word a kind little elf in green overalls repeats. Tis his way of communicating. You can say it when breaking the silence, or you don't know what to respond.

(silence in the room...*cricket*cricket*) "Elfup!"

by alex June 06, 2003