aLeX's definitions

Craven Morehead

apparently Trebek is

by Alex March 10, 2003

Thule Rack

one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.
A poser, someone who tries too hard to fit in.

Johnny fell down the stairs and dropped all his books. Sally exclaims, "What a thule rack!"
A person who dresses a certain way to impress people, Kristen wears a t-shirt of a band she only saw once on MTV.

by ALEX March 12, 2003

fart blaster

A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.

"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"

by alex November 13, 2004

Instant orgasm

when someone jacks off on someones head

i dunno

by Alex May 27, 2003

majisty

the lines comming out from trogdor the burninator

jeez, the guy wouldn't know majisty if it came up and bit him in the face.

by alex July 26, 2003

bass

4+ stringed instrument that, should there be no Entwistle or Claypool for the current generation, will forever be associated with boring types who just wanna be in a band and down low in the mix

Ya know, all bassists weren't nerds in a high school jazz band. Long Live The Rickenbacker!

by Alex April 16, 2003

Panis

1. Slang use of the word "penis".

2. To describe someone.

1. "H0lyz shit d00d! Sumbody got cuzzum on my panis!"

2. "Mike was being a big panis last night."

by Alex January 27, 2003