dooshbag

The American for piss-sack

With this Douchbag i can 'go' without actually going.

by Alex August 13, 2003

Emory

Expensive private school in Atlanta Georgia. Difficult to get into. Many people apply just to say they got accepted, then go to a state university saying they'd rather stay closer to home

Emory is like unprotected sex - you're glad you got in but mad that you came.

by alex February 17, 2005

farkatke

Yiddish meaning crazy or ridiculous or loud

Look at this farkatke shirt you look like a shmuck

by Alex February 13, 2003

flurpal

word used to define the color of vomit.

o my god! why would u wear a shirt with such flurpal stripes on it! you sick demented elf person!

by Alex December 04, 2003

coarse

of low, common, or inferior quality

The coarse brown tint on his face suddenly became red when he realized there was a "kick me" sign attatched to his back.

by Alex December 03, 2003

Cock Knocker

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.

Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.

by Alex December 05, 2003

bundle fucked

A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.

When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake

by Alex September 01, 2008