Definitions by Zoey Ann Archy

Mashpotatoed

Lack of sleep or nutrition causes your brain to become useless lagging numb or mush

After being up for 5 days her brain became mashpotatoed

Mashpotatoed by Zoey Ann Archy June 14, 2026

Two shakes of a titty

It's when someone is relatively faster than they would normally be but not as fast as two pumps & a nut

She's up the road about 5 minutes and it only take her two shakes of a titty to get here.

Two shakes of a titty by Zoey Ann Archy June 14, 2026

Two pumps & a nut

When you will be somewhere or do something really quick.

A lot faster than two shakes of a titty.

I told him to come over but he better hurry I mean like two pumps & a nut kind of fast.

Two pumps & a nut by Zoey Ann Archy June 14, 2026

Beerqueer

A straight person who behaves queer while he/she is under the influence of beer.

Leroy drank a whole 12 pack and was hitting on Donnie all night He's one hell of a beerqueer

Beerqueer by Zoey Ann Archy June 14, 2026

Bootyfied

When a male becomes intoxicated suddenly acts attracted to his male friends, closer than a bromance . Bromance enhanced.

When John was intoxicated his behavior was bootyfied while talking to Jason.

Bootyfied by Zoey Ann Archy June 14, 2026

sexorsism 

When you're complacent in a toxic relationship and you can't see through it. A sexism would be sex with a new person, so you'll quit having relations with. The one you don't want to be with.

He would quit having girl problems if he had a sexorsism.

sexorsism by Zoey Ann Archy September 18, 2023

Head

Philario that requires no effort y female but male. Penetrates mouth...

blow job is when the woman controls the actin.
Where as head. She just hasher mouth open while he trusts himself into her skull

Don't ask for Bjs They don't call it a job for nothing and that's why I ask for head

Head by Zoey Ann Archy September 18, 2023