Zoe's definitions

MoCo

County where the heads of the public school system suffer from a severe case of storm-phobia.

Bob: Do we have school today?
Suzy: No, there's a 30% of snow.

MoCo Public School Director #1: Wow, look at that weather.
MoCo Public School Director #2: Yeah, today's gonna be a real scorcher.
MoCo Public School Director #1: How about a 2 hour delay?
MoCo Public School Director #2: Fine by me.

by zoe December 6, 2003

xtina

xmas is to christmas, as christina is to xtina

xtina is the DIRRTiESt Girl in PoP & shes HOTT

yes, my name is christina but i like to be called 'Xtina' when i'm feeling dirrty

by Zoe April 16, 2004

scalendar

comes from schedule and calendar (my friend made it up)

Person #1: can you hang out tomorrow?
Person #2: I dunno let me check my scalendar

by Zoe April 10, 2005

Magnafantastical

So horrendously magnigicent that the fantasticality of the over all stupendosity is wretchedly indefinable.

Oh lord that girl's booty is Magnafantastical!!!

by Zoe April 10, 2005

show choir

A group of sequined-clad young adults who prance around onstage with more energy than cheerleaders on speed in the effort to win a "trophy." They sing, too.

Carlos: Man I'm so tired, I'm out like a straight guy in show choir!

by zoe December 9, 2003

Speed Camera

Revenue Raiser.

see gatso

If you see a speed camera catching motorists travelling the opposite way to you, flash your hi-beam. Thats what we do here in Australia.

"Those speed cameras raise millions of dollars of revenue for the government each year!"

by Zoe February 21, 2005

sum 41

sum 41 rock and it doesnt matter wot all u haters say cos either way i will still like them it has to be said there first album was summthing to be improved and they have done that
but as for saying they are a disgrace to Canada that was uncalled for n u shud die
maybe ur a disgrace to wherever the hell u came from but no one is complainin are they NO exactly

sum 41 are the greatest thing since sliced spread
they rock

by Zoe March 12, 2004