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Definitions by Zephyr

Fancy Free 

The act of a large, naked fat man girating his hips rapidly in a sexually suggestive fashion to make his limp Piggly Wiggly flop around.

Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina
"Would you ever beeeeeeeeeee so FANCY FREEEEE to let your naked Pee pee Swing in the morning Breeeeeeeeeezeeeee!"
Fancy Free by Zephyr May 6, 2004

fart head 

one whose head is full of farts!
fart head by Zephyr May 6, 2004

Wacky Wetard

Something my father called me and my friends constantly when we were younger and acting hyper.
"Well looks like we got a couple of Wacky Wetards here. I'll the School system and tell them to send over the short bus with a couple of extra leather helmets
Wacky Wetard by Zephyr May 4, 2004

tardtastic 

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
tardtastic by Zephyr May 4, 2004

necropedebeastiality 

The act or love of making whoopie with dead, baby animals. See also Richard Gere
"Hey Vern, Are ye up fer some necrawhatchamahoosit?"

Piggly Wiggly

"LUUUUCIIIILE! Come pet m' piggly wiggly"
Piggly Wiggly by Zephyr May 3, 2004