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(tu)

Typing shortcut for a turtle emoticon on MSN Messenger. So if you type (tu) in the box and press enter, a small picture of a turtle will appear. I think it only works on version 6 or higher though.
(On an MSN convo)
Harry: What's your fave animal?
Elaine: A turtle!
Harry: What do they look like then?
Elaine: (tu)
by Zelda199 March 27, 2007
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plan laugh

Referred to in popular American sitcom Friends, in which in one episode Phoebe and Joey concoct an 'evil' plan to get Rachel and Ross back together by setting them both up on terrible dates in the hope that they realise how right they are for one another or something.

But anyway, once they have formed the plan Phoebe points out that this means they can do the plan laugh, which is basically an evil laugh which follows the creation of a good ol' fashioned evil plan. Usually used by villains such as Bond villains etc.

It goes a bit like this, "Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa"
Phoebe: Ooooooh, now we get to do the plan laugh!
Joey: How does that go?
Phoebe: Muahahahahahaaaa
Joey: Oh I get it, wohohohohohooooo...
Phoebe: It's not Santa's plan.
by Zelda199 January 14, 2007
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argh!

An expression of shock, anger, surprise or general exclaimation. Sounds like a scream, yell or shout.
1. Argh! Go away!

2. Argh! You scared me!
by Zelda199 October 20, 2006
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poodle hat

1. A funky album by Weird Al, who specializes in parody songs.

Has such gems as Couch Potato (based on Eminem's Lose Yourself) and Bob, which is a fantastic song in which every lyric is a palindrome.

2. It could also be defined literally as a hat fashioned out of a poodle, which is a breed of curly haired dog. In this day and age the poodle would probably not be real and the hat would be a faux poodle hat.
1. "Dude! Let's put Poodle Hat on!"

2. "Dude! I've got my poodle hat on!"
by Zelda199 October 8, 2008
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nam nam nam

Onomatopoeia (describing the sound) for eating, nibbling, feasting on etc. particularly delicious food or anything else 'edible' that comes to mind.
1. Bob: Nam nam nam, I had some delicious chicken sandwiches for lunch.

2. Obsessed mother wannabe: Ooooooo I could eat your baby all up! Nam nam nam!

3. Ann: I kissed Joe last night, nam nam nam.

4. Joe: I went down on Ann last night, nam nam nam.
by Zelda199 November 28, 2006
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Typo of <3 (heart symbol, tilt your head to the left n00b =P)

Usually occurs when the shift key is held down to type the "<" and not released in time or at all to type the "3", resulting in "£" being typed instead.

Usually used in chat rooms or web messenger applications such as MSN.
Amy: I <£ you Liam
Liam: What?
Amy: Eek I meant I <3 you
Liam: What?
Amy: Pfffft look up <3 on Urban Dictionary.
by Zelda199 January 14, 2007
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hug prostitute

A prostitute who rather than selling sex and things like that, sells hugs.

Depending on how good the hug prostitute is at providing their service, you may have to pay rather a lot for a good hugging session.

Some hug prostitutes run special offers where they come up to you in the street and ask if you'd like a one-off free hug.

One of the only forms of legal prostitution is hug prostitution.

If you don't pay a hug prostitute after you are satisfied hug-wise, they attack you.
Hug prostitute: I'll spoon you for the night but it'll cost you £100.
by Zelda199 February 19, 2007
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