Zeke's definitions

shriv

A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.

That guy we met at the party last night was such a fucking shriv.

by Zeke September 5, 2004

bork

an obssesion with fish, usually caused ny a pastlife experience

bork has pink hair.

by ZEKE May 8, 2003

SUV

Evil represented by steel on tires. Driven by conservatives who don't want to conserve. Gets less miles to the gallon than the first car invented.

My friend and I went on a cross-country road trip; I drove a Model T, he drove an SUV. He could go faster, but we got to the coast at the same time because I didn't have to gas up as often.

by Zeke October 31, 2003

Franked

When someone has one-upped a compliment you made to someone else, for no other reason than to be a brown-noser.

Being inappropriately frank.

You: "Wow, you look great in that dress"
Douchebag: "She looks great no matter what she has on"

Bystander: "Dude you just got Franked"

by Zeke December 6, 2010

dooler dinkle

noun meaning a small boys penis.

Boy, quit playin with your dooler dinkle!

by Zeke October 21, 2004

NRJP

A collection of 5 homosexuals who enjoy tossing salad and knitting.

Tommi P.

by zeke May 4, 2003

Garbledina!

A word which may be uttered during discussion of a bad movie.

Origin: The alleged favorite movie of Strong Bad as claimed by Strong Mad.

"You know, the best part about 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is the amazing special effects."
"GARBLEDINA!"

by Zeke February 15, 2005