Zeke's definitions

dick riding

sucking up to somebody

like if you keep talking goood about somebody you dislike in your head

by Zeke May 13, 2005

Iron Maiden

"Female" that put the fear of God in men everywhere. Had classic she-mullet with shaved side burns.

Dude #1: Are you going to the basketball game?
Dude #2: Hell no!
Dude #1: Why not?
Dude #2: I heard that the Iron Maiden might be there.
Dude #1: Shit, I'm outy!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

McPenis Filet

Italian sausage sandwich from Quizno's

Did you see the veins in that McPenis Filet?

by Zeke May 7, 2005

Sherpa Guide

Person carrying a lot of shit.

Guy: Hey, were only walking a block to the drug store. Why are you carrying all that shit?
Girl: blah blah blah blah blah...
Guy: Ha! You look like a damned Sherpa Guide!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

sweet guy

The phrase a girl often uses when shooting a guy down.

"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to date you."

by Zeke April 22, 2005

party in my mouth

A metaphorical shindig in one's pie hole to which a large amount of people are invited. Often, but not always, connotates good taste, depending on the clause that comes after this phrase.

Positive: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!"

Negative: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up."

by Zeke April 9, 2005

-l-Z3K3-l-

The coolest motherfucker ever to hit this sad sad planet

No-one comes close to the real Zeke

by Zeke April 6, 2005