Zeke's definitions

Skraealing

small amount of shake left over from the reefer bud sack

thers not even a skraealing left?

i found a skraealings worth in your couch.

by Zeke March 27, 2004

dick riding

sucking up to somebody

like if you keep talking goood about somebody you dislike in your head

by Zeke May 13, 2005

cross country skiing

1. A recreational sport in which people tour through wooded trails at a leisurely pace.

2. A grueling competitive sport in which skiers, using classical or freestyle technique, try their best to mentally and physically outperform other skiers. Europe, especially Scandinavia, tends to have the best skiers.

3. A high school and college sport (assuming you live in a snowy enough area) that tends to attract cross country runners, soccer players, attractive girls, and, in my experience, Latin students.

Cross country skiing is a nice way to get around.

Thousands of cross country skiers compete in the American Birkebeiner in Cable, Wisconsin.

Cross country skiing is a good way to meet women.

by Zeke May 3, 2006

fit

similar to the wider known "shart" but solid not runny. occurs when one trys to ease out a fart and instead shits hard and painfully.

i got drunk on the plane & had a fit, everyone could smell it and they knew it was me.

by zeke February 19, 2004

College University

Awesome series about the trials and tribulations of college. That is, if your college enrolls Bigfoot, Optimus Prime, a floating green alien named Gorp, and monkeys.

by Zeke October 31, 2003

Garbledina!

A word which may be uttered during discussion of a bad movie.

Origin: The alleged favorite movie of Strong Bad as claimed by Strong Mad.

"You know, the best part about 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is the amazing special effects."
"GARBLEDINA!"

by Zeke February 15, 2005

bombs

opposite of a pinner, in the marijuana terms. A fat junt.

I used to smoke pinners while my momz made dinner, now i smoke bombs and rock with lynyrd skynard. - kid rock - Quite like me.

by Zeke December 2, 2003