Zeke's definitions
"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."
by Zeke December 16, 2004
Get the Great Presidantmug. Proof that the right wing zealots farthest to the right (bordering with fascism if not already there) who unquestionably follow George W. Bush and Fox News are all fucking insane, intolerant, uneducated assholes.
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
The United States is a free republic.
Free Republic wants concentration camps for liberals, just like their German pen pals from the 1930s.
Free Republic wants concentration camps for liberals, just like their German pen pals from the 1930s.
by Zeke June 11, 2005
Get the free republicmug. Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:
1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape
The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.
The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape
The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.
The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
by Zeke November 21, 2004
Get the Party hatmug. by Zeke March 10, 2004
Get the Cotton Candy Pimpmug. Well this is a derivation of an ever-popular favorite, ass clown. The only difference being the substitution of one profane word for another. Shit clowns are people who you would normally consider ass clowns, but they smell really badly. So the use of this word is usually saved for those ass clowns with poor hygiene, including but not restricted to bums, beggers, democrats, Rasheed Wallace and the like.
by Zeke May 28, 2004
Get the Shit Clownmug. Mom, let's cook some pork/pig tonight!
Bob, get dem pigs! we'sa gunna have sum fun tonight! Yeeee-haaaw!
Bob, get dem pigs! we'sa gunna have sum fun tonight! Yeeee-haaaw!
by Zeke May 9, 2003
Get the pigmug.