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oh yeah

<<kids beat the shit outta the kool-aid dude>>
kool-aid dude: oh yeah!
by Zeke May 9, 2003
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Iron Maiden

"Female" that put the fear of God in men everywhere. Had classic she-mullet with shaved side burns.
Dude #1: Are you going to the basketball game?
Dude #2: Hell no!
Dude #1: Why not?
Dude #2: I heard that the Iron Maiden might be there.
Dude #1: Shit, I'm outy!
by Zeke May 7, 2005
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Great Presidant

How George W. Bush would describe himself as a president, spelling and all.
"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."
by Zeke December 16, 2004
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free republic

Proof that the right wing zealots farthest to the right (bordering with fascism if not already there) who unquestionably follow George W. Bush and Fox News are all fucking insane, intolerant, uneducated assholes.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
The United States is a free republic.

Free Republic wants concentration camps for liberals, just like their German pen pals from the 1930s.
by Zeke June 11, 2005
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Paranoid Social Club

An excellent band containing former members of the Rustic Overtones, heard mainly in the New England area on good radio stations. The vocals are similar to the Rustic Overtones, though the style has changed a bit and the lyrics are suited to a faster pace.

Singles include "Wasted," "She Gets Me High," and "Two Girls."
One sees potential in a man
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done

I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you
by Zeke July 1, 2005
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Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:

1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape

The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.

The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
"I think the best quote on the hat is 'Bigfoot is not a dinosaur.'"
by Zeke November 21, 2004
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Cotton Candy Pimp

Same as Cotton-Candy Pimp.
Chris Pretti
by Zeke March 10, 2004
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