Zeke's definitions

sweet guy

The phrase a girl often uses when shooting a guy down.

"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to date you."

by Zeke April 22, 2005

Iron Maiden

"Female" that put the fear of God in men everywhere. Had classic she-mullet with shaved side burns.

Dude #1: Are you going to the basketball game?
Dude #2: Hell no!
Dude #1: Why not?
Dude #2: I heard that the Iron Maiden might be there.
Dude #1: Shit, I'm outy!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

McPenis Filet

Italian sausage sandwich from Quizno's

Did you see the veins in that McPenis Filet?

by Zeke May 7, 2005

Sherpa Guide

Person carrying a lot of shit.

Guy: Hey, were only walking a block to the drug store. Why are you carrying all that shit?
Girl: blah blah blah blah blah...
Guy: Ha! You look like a damned Sherpa Guide!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

shriv

A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.

That guy we met at the party last night was such a fucking shriv.

by Zeke September 5, 2004

crazy mofo rush

Common occurance in basketball in which after the boring round of passes one player will get the ball, not pass to anyone, and then dribble hard towards the basket, leading with the shoulder to knock other players out of the way before shooting a layup. Often accompanied by some sort of foul.

"College basketball can get a little boring because you know they'll just pass it to one of the players and he'll do a crazy mofo rush."

by Zeke March 28, 2005

-l-Z3K3-l-

The coolest motherfucker ever to hit this sad sad planet

No-one comes close to the real Zeke

by Zeke April 6, 2005