College University

Awesome series about the trials and tribulations of college. That is, if your college enrolls Bigfoot, Optimus Prime, a floating green alien named Gorp, and monkeys.

by Zeke October 31, 2003

Haxor

Apparently anyone who plays on the VG server long enough.
We seem to all be "haxorz!"

n00b: you VGer's are all haxors! I'm leaving!

by Zeke May 08, 2003

Thai Sticks

Densely budded marijuana, often laced with a supplemental recreational drug, formed into short sticks for convenience

We smoked off some of them Thai sticks to try to come down a little, but the Dog kept kicking they butt.

by Zeke October 09, 2003

crazy mofo rush

Common occurance in basketball in which after the boring round of passes one player will get the ball, not pass to anyone, and then dribble hard towards the basket, leading with the shoulder to knock other players out of the way before shooting a layup. Often accompanied by some sort of foul.

"College basketball can get a little boring because you know they'll just pass it to one of the players and he'll do a crazy mofo rush."

by Zeke March 28, 2005

durbalicous

To be better than Freed in every aspect of life.

To dominate college football games with no respect for human life.

If Freed was more durbalicous, he wouldn't be such a sucky loser that everyone hates so much.

by Zeke September 10, 2003

Maria'd

To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.

"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"

by Zeke January 17, 2004

-l-Z3K3-l-

The coolest motherfucker ever to hit this sad sad planet

No-one comes close to the real Zeke

by Zeke April 06, 2005