Zeke's definitions

Thai Sticks

Densely budded marijuana, often laced with a supplemental recreational drug, formed into short sticks for convenience

We smoked off some of them Thai sticks to try to come down a little, but the Dog kept kicking they butt.

by Zeke October 9, 2003

silkk da shocker

Someone in Tribes/Tribes 2 who won't put down the FUCKING SHOCK-CANNON!
It doesn't work very well in sentences.

"OMFG! Gabe's just like silkk da shocker!"

by Zeke May 9, 2003

party in my mouth

A metaphorical shindig in one's pie hole to which a large amount of people are invited. Often, but not always, connotates good taste, depending on the clause that comes after this phrase.

Positive: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!"

Negative: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up."

by Zeke April 9, 2005

shriv

A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.

That guy we met at the party last night was such a fucking shriv.

by Zeke September 5, 2004

bork

an obssesion with fish, usually caused ny a pastlife experience

bork has pink hair.

by ZEKE May 8, 2003

SUV

Evil represented by steel on tires. Driven by conservatives who don't want to conserve. Gets less miles to the gallon than the first car invented.

My friend and I went on a cross-country road trip; I drove a Model T, he drove an SUV. He could go faster, but we got to the coast at the same time because I didn't have to gas up as often.

by Zeke October 31, 2003

Franked

When someone has one-upped a compliment you made to someone else, for no other reason than to be a brown-noser.

Being inappropriately frank.

You: "Wow, you look great in that dress"
Douchebag: "She looks great no matter what she has on"

Bystander: "Dude you just got Franked"

by Zeke December 6, 2010