ZCMC's definitions

Arsenal Style

Sex position - Fuck her in the arse with your weapon of mass destruction

Arsenal Style..its a way of life

by ZCMC April 15, 2010

Rebeat

This refers to when you beat up someone that you had already beat up recently.

I knocked that asshole the fuck out and then i shouted at his unconscious cunt to apologize!..but he did not answer so i had to rebeat his stupid ass!!

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

a france

A france is used in place of the words 'a fuck' in situations where using obscene language would be highly inappropriate.

In a classroom

Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!

Students silently chuckle.

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

Smarter Child

a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.

Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.



Jack says:
stop the advertising please

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?

Jack says:
because i said so

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?



Jed says:
how old are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.

Jed says:
Me too!!

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!



Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.



Leanne says:
i love you

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.



Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?

Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.

by ZCMC April 5, 2009

stinky dreams

When you fart in someone's face when they are sleeping.

"Yesterday I farted in my brother's face and gave him the stinky dreams."

by ZCMC March 9, 2009

yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

bing bang bumcee

A bing bang bumcee refers to a woman's ass/bottom that is overly huge but looks utterly delicious. It is a huge compliment to tell a woman that she has a bing bang bumcee and the follow up line to get instant action is to say that you are a bing bang bumcee kind of man!

"Girls that have a bing bang bumcee make me happy!"

by ZCMC March 6, 2009