ZCMC's definitions

Pornography

-The world's most popular past time.

I enjoy doing pornography

by ZCMC January 30, 2009

shittings

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.

(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..

by ZCMC April 6, 2009

The dragon tamer

the name of most males right hand during those intimate times with themselves.

The Dragon Tamer = Your right hand
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong

Example: Just use your imagination lol

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

a france

A france is used in place of the words 'a fuck' in situations where using obscene language would be highly inappropriate.

In a classroom

Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!

Students silently chuckle.

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

Winner diamond

....................................R
...............................E.......E
..........................N................N
....................N...........................N
................I................................. ...I
...........W...................................... .....W
................I................................. ...I
....................N...........................N
..........................N................N
...............................E.......E
....................................R

Its just something creative that you can use to post on msn or discussion boards when u've won the game, when u are winning the game or just to simply boast that u are in the lead.

(Example of a Winner diamond in a discussion board, topic: last comment winz)

Michael says: I will have the last comment

John says: Nope, i will!!!

Maria says: This is the last comment! :D :D :D

Zayne says:
....................................R
...............................E.......E
..........................N................N
....................N...........................N
................I................................. ...I
...........W...................................... .....W
................I................................. ...I
....................N...........................N
..........................N................N
...............................E.......E
....................................R

Lisa says: This game is pointless..

by ZCMC November 11, 2009

Smarter Child

a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.

Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.



Jack says:
stop the advertising please

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?

Jack says:
because i said so

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?



Jed says:
how old are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.

Jed says:
Me too!!

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!



Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.



Leanne says:
i love you

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.



Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?

Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.

by ZCMC April 5, 2009

stinky dreams

When you fart in someone's face when they are sleeping.

"Yesterday I farted in my brother's face and gave him the stinky dreams."

by ZCMC March 9, 2009