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I'm begging you

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.
Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.
by ZCMC March 11, 2009
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a france

A france is used in place of the words 'a fuck' in situations where using obscene language would be highly inappropriate.
In a classroom

Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!

Students silently chuckle.
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
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stinky dreams

When you fart in someone's face when they are sleeping.
"Yesterday I farted in my brother's face and gave him the stinky dreams."
by ZCMC March 9, 2009
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bing bang bumcee

A bing bang bumcee refers to a woman's ass/bottom that is overly huge but looks utterly delicious. It is a huge compliment to tell a woman that she has a bing bang bumcee and the follow up line to get instant action is to say that you are a bing bang bumcee kind of man!
"Girls that have a bing bang bumcee make me happy!"
by ZCMC March 6, 2009
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yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
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shittings

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
by ZCMC April 6, 2009
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Seizure

Roman emperor.

Used in place of the word Caesar due to people's inability to pronounce.
Julius Seizure proclaimed 'I came, I saw, I conquered!! '
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
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