Pass the dutchie

Pass the dutchie was a song written by the Musical Youth and NOT BOB MARLEY, i repeat NOT BOB MARLEY!! This mistake is made most commonly with stupid ignorant people.

Stupid ignorant boy 1 : "Who was the song 'pass the dutchie' written by?"

Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."

Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!


Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

by ZCMC March 12, 2009

convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

by ZCMC April 01, 2009

yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

Looney Tunes

Used to describe extremely shitty music.

(In a car)

Woman : Lets see whats playing on the radio.

(turns on radio)

Radio plays a beyonce hit single: I can feel your halo halo halo!!
I can see your halo halo halo ouuuu!!!

Man: AHHHH!! Turn off that shit please!! Please!! Thats some looney tunes right there!

by ZCMC April 01, 2009