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shittings

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
by ZCMC April 6, 2009
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Seizure

Roman emperor.

Used in place of the word Caesar due to people's inability to pronounce.
Julius Seizure proclaimed 'I came, I saw, I conquered!! '
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
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Yearwood

A noun or action used to describe a man that enjoys getting nude and shaking his penis in front of everybody, including other men.
"Look at you! Waving your prick in front of everybody!! You are such a Yearwood!

Jack : "Dude, you should go over to that chick and totally do a Yearwood.
Idiot : "Sure dude, i'll do that!"
(10 seconds later)
Idiot : "Owwww! My face!"
by ZCMC January 31, 2009
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Looney Tunes

(In a car)

Woman : Lets see whats playing on the radio.

(turns on radio)

Radio plays a beyonce hit single: I can feel your halo halo halo!!
I can see your halo halo halo ouuuu!!!

Man: AHHHH!! Turn off that shit please!! Please!! Thats some looney tunes right there!
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
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