25 definitions by ZCMC

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.
(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
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The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
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The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.

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Example of the Zaynekenstein usage

Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?

Boy 2: I don't know, what?

Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!

Boy 2 :

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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
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