ZCMC's definitions

Arsenal Style

Sex position - Fuck her in the arse with your weapon of mass destruction

Arsenal Style..its a way of life

by ZCMC April 15, 2010

Ken and Barbie style

Sex position - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.

Ken and Barbie style...be careful...if she gets pregnant the offspring might be a blow up doll...or worse...a real child

by ZCMC April 8, 2010

Winner diamond

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................I................................. ...I
...........W...................................... .....W
................I................................. ...I
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....................................R

Its just something creative that you can use to post on msn or discussion boards when u've won the game, when u are winning the game or just to simply boast that u are in the lead.

(Example of a Winner diamond in a discussion board, topic: last comment winz)

Michael says: I will have the last comment

John says: Nope, i will!!!

Maria says: This is the last comment! :D :D :D

Zayne says:
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................I................................. ...I
...........W...................................... .....W
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....................................R

Lisa says: This game is pointless..

by ZCMC November 11, 2009

sleep writing

It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.

Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?

žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!

Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??

žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..

by ZCMC August 9, 2009

mug fucked

When you want to get a definition on a mug but the whole definition does not fit.

Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!

Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.

by ZCMC July 12, 2009

the Zaynekenstein

The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.

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...|............................................|
...|............................................|
...| {{{☼}}}................{{{☼}}}.|
../................/...........\................\
.(................/.............\................)
..\..............(...............)............../
...\.........................................../
....\........................................./
....|.WWWWWWWWWWWWW.../
.....\_____________________/

Example of the Zaynekenstein usage

Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?

Boy 2: I don't know, what?

Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!

Boy 2 :

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...|............................................|
...| {{{☼}}}................{{{☼}}}.|
../................/...........\................\
.(................/.............\................)
..\..............(...............)............../
...\.........................................../
....\........................................./
....|.WWWWWWWWWWWWW.../
.....\_____________________/

Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!

by ZCMC July 12, 2009

shittings

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.

(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..

by ZCMC April 6, 2009