Winner diamond

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Its just something creative that you can use to post on msn or discussion boards when u've won the game, when u are winning the game or just to simply boast that u are in the lead.

(Example of a Winner diamond in a discussion board, topic: last comment winz)

Michael says: I will have the last comment

John says: Nope, i will!!!

Maria says: This is the last comment! :D :D :D

Zayne says:
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Lisa says: This game is pointless..

by ZCMC November 11, 2009

the dick lift game

The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.

The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!

by ZCMC March 04, 2009

Looney Tunes

Used to describe extremely shitty music.

(In a car)

Woman : Lets see whats playing on the radio.

(turns on radio)

Radio plays a beyonce hit single: I can feel your halo halo halo!!
I can see your halo halo halo ouuuu!!!

Man: AHHHH!! Turn off that shit please!! Please!! Thats some looney tunes right there!

by ZCMC April 01, 2009

The dragon tamer

the name of most males right hand during those intimate times with themselves.

The Dragon Tamer = Your right hand
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong

Example: Just use your imagination lol

by ZCMC April 01, 2009

a france

A france is used in place of the words 'a fuck' in situations where using obscene language would be highly inappropriate.

In a classroom

Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!

Students silently chuckle.

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

by ZCMC April 01, 2009

I'm begging you

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.

by ZCMC March 11, 2009