The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.
The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!
by ZCMC March 04, 2009
The Dragon Tamer = Your right hand
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong
Example: Just use your imagination lol
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong
Example: Just use your imagination lol
by ZCMC April 01, 2009
A france is used in place of the words 'a fuck' in situations where using obscene language would be highly inappropriate.
In a classroom
Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!
Students silently chuckle.
Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!
Students silently chuckle.
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
I enjoy doing pornography
by ZCMC January 30, 2009
Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!
Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.
Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.
Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
by ZCMC March 30, 2009
by ZCMC March 11, 2009