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Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.
"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."
by Zak May 3, 2003
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OHNO-Second

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."
by Zak May 3, 2003
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The Dickies

A band that likes to think that they influenced everyone in the genre of punk, but actually were just a Ramones rip-off band. They play the "It shoulda been us" card. But as Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day put it "Fuck you. It's not you. It will never be you. You'll never write a good song for the rest of your life." Which is plenty true folks.
Man, we started our punk band, then a week later they're acting the fuckin' Dickies on us. Little fuckin' rip-off "punks''!
by Zak January 22, 2004
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cheezed

Ridiculously high
Dude, those dank nuggets got me wicked cheezed.
by Zak November 28, 2003
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Inabitch

Similar to "In a bit" or "Inabit". A way of saying goodbye.
Inabitch blud.
by Zak May 11, 2004
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Peblets

Huge chunks of dandruff coming out of a part in some ones hair.
Josh had peblets when he was being extremely fat and annoying.
by zak March 24, 2005
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JVGR

A user on gamerankings.com with the most insane posting skillz ever. He pwns you in posting
"Whoah, did you see Jay reached 10k in 2 months? He is a wiked poster!"
by Zak July 3, 2004
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