Curley Sue Disease

An incurable disease which hinders one’s ability to do anything productive in life. With origins stemming from Canajoharie, Ny, people with this disease are usually found roaming the streets in a zombie- like trance, complaining at Price Chopper, and melting down when they don’t get what they want. Symptoms of Curley Sue Disease include delusions of grandeur, poor hygiene, the complete inability to tell the truth, bad breath, the sudden appearance of curly hair, the sudden urge to get shitty haircuts, and reverting back to one’s two year old self when they don’t get what they want.
Person 1: why is that Price Chopper cashier throwing a temper tantrum?

Person 2: oh him? He’s got Curley Sue Disease. Best to avoid interacting with him. His hair’s ugly too.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 31, 2023
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Pooperstown

Another name for the Cooperstown, located in Upstate New York. It gets its nickname due to the fact that everyone and everything there is full of shit. And all this shit flows into the nearby lake.
I can’t believe I just spent a day in Pooperstown. What a shithole!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 23, 2021
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Fonda Fair

The place in Fonda, Ny where incest-born rednecks gather around and watch ripoff NASCAR tournaments and pig slaughtering. The rides barely function, the ride operators are nothing but drug addicts, and you have it pay $5 to use the restroom. Oh and the food will give you explosive diarrhea for days.
c’MoN y’ALL lEtS gO tO tHe Fonda Fair. hEr heR dErRRrrrrRrrrrRrrrrr
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 13, 2021
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Stone Arabia, Ny

The only seemingly normal town located near canajoharie. There isn’t much to do other than helping the Amish clean up cow poop and barbecue maggot infested roadkill.
Stone Arabia, Ny is paradise compared to canajoharie.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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Pickle

It’s not exactly a cucumber but you can still stick it up your ass!
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Mohawk River

A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.
I am going swimming in the Mohawk River and no one can stop me!!! NO ONE!!!!!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 16, 2021
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Gloversville

No they don’t make the gloves here, unfortunately. This is the asshole of the world, maybe even the asshole of the universe! The people that live here aren’t even human! They are all just fat mindless drones, programmed to popping pills and popping out deformed children so they suffer the same fate as their parental unit. Garbage EVERYWHERE!
Gloversville, you really need gloves if you want to live here.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 June 01, 2023
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