Covfefe

When a tone-deaf waitress at the Waffle House sings Happy Birthday.

What I don't want for my birthday is a Covfefe.

by YoYoMom June 02, 2017

Commissionfag

Someone who hates those who won't give them money for their ridiculously steep prices.

I wanted to ask them for a picture, but I couldn't because I don't want to abuse my money, so the commissionfag ranted about me and blocked me.

by Yoyomom January 08, 2023

Monkey headache

Brain freeze. When you eat or drink something cold too fast.

Shit, dawg. Downing that icee just gave me the worst monkey headache.

by Yoyomom April 20, 2020

FEO

Short for Friendship ending opinion. An opinion so unpopular that it ends friendships.

Friend 1: FEO, calling the protagonist in gen 1 "Red" is cringe.
Friend 2: The name of the protagonist of Pokemon gen 1 was always Red, okay? His name is Red, okay? We're not friends anymore.

by Yoyomom August 05, 2023

leech

A fake friend, who is in a single sided relationship. They suck up all your energy and cling on to you like you’re the messiah. They call and text 2957261 times a day and if you don’t pick up or reply they get very upset. They suck all the energy out of you until you have nothing left to give and you need therapy.

She was such a leech that at the end I had nothing left to give.

by YoYoMom February 22, 2020

Money

The answer to every question with no logical or acceptable explanation.

"Why didn't Indiana Joe have a face in the Super Mario bros. Super show?" "Because money."

by Yoyomom October 03, 2018

Experience

When someone is not feminine enough to be called a female nor masculine enough to be called a male. Originated from Steven Universe when a boy fused with a girl. Used as an insult to one who looks like the opposite gender without trying.

Garnet: Stevonnie, listen to me. You are not two people, and you Aare not one person. You are an experience.

Person 1: Hinata is hottest Naruto girl.
Person 2: Nah, Hinata is an experience.

by Yoyomom October 01, 2021