Your MOM's definitions

tea time

1. When it is time to drink tea.

2. A social hour.

Gangsta: Yo nigga, let's have tea time.

Guy: Alright dude *grabs the tea*

by Your mom November 5, 2003

hick

somebody(like me)who worships:elvis,dirtbikes,and their cusins

"hey Cletus you know what my dream is???watching elvis rip out on my dirtbike while screwing my sister"

by YOUR MOM July 25, 2003

hotch

ho + bitch = hotch

white girl:what a bitch.
asian girl:she is a whore.
back girl: dat gurl is a HOTCH!

by your mom March 7, 2004

bamboozling

Confusing pulling a Belgum

Belgum is bamboozling me

by Your Mom May 22, 2003

alang

what you say when you're really washed to express that you are incapable of thinking about anything but bed

david: oh man, we smoked so much last night. george is so washed, he's just been lying in bed saying "alang" all day
george: aaalllaaaaaannnnngggg

by your mom January 31, 2005

Dan Marino

A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.

the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.

by Your mom March 27, 2005

dhermit

Complete asshole who has no opinion of anyone but himself. Compensates for his lack of penis by being an obnoxious dick to everyone.

Damn dude, he's a real dhermit, isn't he.

by your mom March 20, 2003