Your MOM's definitions

tavi

One who expresses all qualities of dorkiness, combined with a severely limited social IQ.

OMG, you are SUCH a tavi! Get the hell away from me!

by Your Mom February 5, 2003

doop

to FUCK SOMEONE!!

Yeah, i heard he dooped her up the pooper!

by your mom July 3, 2003

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

buttbooger

a semi-liquid collection of fecal matter lodged in or near the opening of the excrement unloading zone.2. a foolish or stupid person.

he was up to the second knuckle trying to dig out a buttbooger.2. hey buttbooger,get out of my way.

by your mom September 3, 2003

bush

president bush; pussy

by your mom June 4, 2003

buttduck

the sound produced by air rushing past an anus resembling the sound of a duck.

everytime I eat beans, I swear there is a buttduck in my jeans.

by your mom September 3, 2003

Shorz

a small, short, hipphoppin bust a cappin whitie foo gangsta.

Dayum dat boy is a shorz fo sho.

Boy I coulda sworn you was a shorz just by lookin at yo MOMMA.

by Your mom January 12, 2005