Your MOM's definitions

shwag

weed

i bought 3 grams of shwag

by your mom October 5, 2003

Aned

To get your anus kicked in.

Iraq is gonna get aned.

by Your Mom March 19, 2003

sumofabitch

Black vernacular for son of a bitch. Most recently coined by comedian Bernie Mac.

Lemme tell ya somthing ya sumofabitch.

by Your Mom January 5, 2004

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

bush

president bush; pussy

by your mom June 4, 2003

doop

to FUCK SOMEONE!!

Yeah, i heard he dooped her up the pooper!

by your mom July 3, 2003

buttduck

the sound produced by air rushing past an anus resembling the sound of a duck.

everytime I eat beans, I swear there is a buttduck in my jeans.

by your mom September 3, 2003