the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.
You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!
by Your MOM May 25, 2006
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Magic stick

A sex toy, that is the model of 50 cents real dick. Is battery operated and Water proof
He said this on shade 45 on sirius radio
by Your mom March 03, 2005
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suck that

followed by a loud noise someone should say....SUCK THAT!
chapelle: i want to pee on you...drip drip drip.......

Alex: SUCK THAT!
by your mom March 24, 2005
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geel

a little valley boy who looks like cake and acts like a JERK.
youre such a geel, charles.

geel!

gee double-ee el.
by your mom July 17, 2006
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too fast to live

1. The title of a book that features punk rock legend, Sid Vicious.
2. "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die". A store in England that was later renamed "Sex". It was owned by Malcolm McLaren, and was where the Sex Pistols bought their clothing.
1. Read Sid Vicious's story in "Too Fast To Live".
2. The Sex Pistols shopped at "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die", renamed "Sex".
by Your Mom January 14, 2005
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Manteca

Manteca otherwise known as "teca" town is known for the famous Manteca Waterslides. Now that the waterslides are being torn down to build housing developments this little central valley town will have nothing to be known for.
The Manteca Waterslides!
by your mom May 13, 2005
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emohud

the covering of a small faggoty penis.
max: chris, you are very gay
chris: yes, i have an emohud
majella: those are your sisters pants!
katie: i am gay too!! yay
by your mom July 29, 2004
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