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When nothing but an innocent errant space splits a proper noun and turns it into a sadistic command to kill
It was just a matter of time before a simple typo, Ed die, got him arrested for ordering the death of Axel Foley, arguably the most famous cop in Beverly Hills.
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
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by You rReal Name June 6, 2020
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Bob had quote the musical bent... whenever he got on stage he played the rip chord as the ending for every song.
by You rReal Name February 12, 2021
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Bob had historically been in self denial over his divorce, but his best man, Jock, manupulated him to accept responsibility for being caught in the marital sack with another woman, his wife's younger sister. Regrettably, that was on his wedding might.
by You rReal Name November 2, 2022
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Bart carefully assured himself notifications were "ON", he lowered the lights, put on some classic Barry White, sipped a 25 year old Macallan, and only then began to order the complete 12 days of Christmas items for each of his high school mates. The orgamazon hit him like a Shinkasen ALFA-X freight train in the Holland Tunnel.
by You rReal Name December 22, 2019
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Jessica and Michael, bonded by being the most popular names EVER, expressed their innate millenientality by supporting Donald Trump because he "stood up for them against the fake news,” He was of the age where his millenientality showed every time he got on his soapbox about requiring manufacturers of face masks to certify in writing that the black ones worked just as well as the white.
by You rReal Name May 31, 2020
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The bible has documented that people shall break all the rules, and Armedoggone will come to you and remove all enjoyment from life by dumping hundreds of out of control dogs in YOUR dog park.
by You rReal Name June 29, 2020
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