You rReal Name's definitions

Ipiphany

These are e-lectronic times, and although An "e-piphany" (from the ancient Greek ἐπιφάνεια, epiphanea, "manifestation, striking appearance") is an experience of a sudden and striking realization.
But an Ipiphany is a sudden realization so strong, and so real, and so compelling, that it could have only come from deep in the would within and therefore will be everlasting part of your life. Your spirit.

Bob always had to be hit over the head with a hammer to change his mind. His face was a result of a few missed blows. When the skull finally collapsed, it triggered the peabrain within to erupt into an Ipiphany, a realization so stunning, so clear that he knew that, at last, he had become a good citizen. He would forever do only good things for everyone around him instead of just for himself.

by You rReal Name February 27, 2021

Paralleagle

Perfection in flight. Symmetry and safety in the exquisite Darwinian evolution of the genus “Aquila”.

Eaglets Leukos and Cephalos finished at the top of their squadron, and they showed off their paralleagle training in the annual migration. They did not bump into one another even ONCE in the thousand mile journey from Canada to California. True! AND Straight!

by You rReal Name July 7, 2020

Sturgical

A low priced Harley being sold because it’s last owner insisted on meeting 200,000 close friends at the 83rd Sturgis Motorcycle rally during The 2020 COVID-19.

Got me a great deal on a ‘20 Sturgical, , a bagger with no windshield of course. I get it back from quarantine in two weeks.

by You rReal Name August 5, 2020

bassists

The professional designation of those who study the demarcation devices signifying quartile success in the game of baseball.

At every major league ballpark the bassists gather in the designated boxes and continuously scan the bags with their binoculars, hoping to see the evolutionary morph into becoming a home plate. It happens so quickly, no one has ever captured it in a picture, but each night ground crews at every park leave 4 bags out on the diamond, and next morning one has become home plate.

by You rReal Name July 23, 2020

Orgamazon

The physical reaction one attempts to achieve by placing an Apple Watch on vibrate around or in the genitalia, as the wearer's choice, before transacting online Christmas purchases in large volumes.

Bart carefully assured himself notifications were "ON", he lowered the lights, put on some classic Barry White, sipped a 25 year old Macallan, and only then began to order the complete 12 days of Christmas items for each of his high school mates. The orgamazon hit him like a Shinkasen ALFA-X freight train in the Holland Tunnel.

by You rReal Name December 22, 2019

Millenientality

The self-important state of thinking in the mind of an over privileged, over educated, over funded 20-30-something who opines that the worst thing in the world for them is when you answer a friend in her home..."Would you like some water?" with "Yes, please." and then you hear her running the tap in the kitchen.

Jessica and Michael, bonded by being the most popular names EVER, expressed their innate millenientality by supporting Donald Trump because he "stood up for them against the fake news,” He was of the age where his millenientality showed every time he got on his soapbox about requiring manufacturers of face masks to certify in writing that the black ones worked just as well as the white.

by You rReal Name May 31, 2020

Vexigant

If you know how to defend yourself in the courts, lawyers get jealous, so they cry “vexigant! Your honor!l and you get shut up or found in contempt. A “vexatious litigant” is one who over years abuses his rights to relief from the courts. A vexigant can achieve that status with one perfect lawsuit. He’s the ultimate arch enemy of greedy lawyers everywhere.

The town’s lawyer had no Defence for the miss-spent taxes, so they claimed the whistle blower was a vexigant to put off the inevitable loss at trial.

by You rReal Name December 24, 2019