A person whose texts are so longtexted and brutally texty and just plain huge. Diarrhea of the keyboard.
Bob suffered from a severe case of keyboarditis, he was textitocious to the point of putting the internet itself to sleep with 5he volumes of useless words sent only to amuse his own ego.
by You rReal Name October 31, 2024
While Bob was not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, he WAS always able to report his tasks as under control and underdue in project status meetings. He did this by providing excessively estimates for his portion of the work at planning time.
by You rReal Name February 24, 2022
A genetic anomaly resulting in a person who perceives the logical relationships among facts completely backwards. This is the mental equivalent of perceiving words backwards even though the eyes are seeing them correctly. When asked, a dislogic person will identify as a rebel, a free thinker, innovative, or even brilliant....because their brains will always perceive the exact opposite of reality.
Bob was always spouting off the most obstinate and offensive opinions on every topic he blogged about. He would never admit to suffering from being dyslogic, he could never admit that his continual stream of distasteful views was anything other than channeling of God’s word to the uneducated masses. The moral compass of the dyslogic person forever points south, the easiest path to walk is uphill, the individual is seen to be stronger opponent than an entire battalion,. When a person with a dyslogic brain looks in a mirror, he sees only what he is not and what he will never be.
by You rReal Name January 07, 2021
In January, Canuck Bob had snuck across the border at Fort Erie so he could go fly gliders in Florida, so when he headed back north in May, he made sure he had his vaxificate in his pocket for the border officials.
by You rReal Name April 30, 2021
The physical reaction one attempts to achieve by placing an Apple Watch on vibrate around or in the genitalia, as the wearer's choice, before transacting online Christmas purchases in large volumes.
Bart carefully assured himself notifications were "ON", he lowered the lights, put on some classic Barry White, sipped a 25 year old Macallan, and only then began to order the complete 12 days of Christmas items for each of his high school mates. The orgamazon hit him like a Shinkasen ALFA-X freight train in the Holland Tunnel.
by You rReal Name December 22, 2019
An angry rant on any topic in which absolutely nothing said is true. Every word of every sentence is simply one lie after another
Bob was at the end of his blogging rope. He could no longer maintain interest in his blog without creating a new liatribe every day in which he mislead his readers with ever increasing madness. Never again would he be believed on any topic.
by You rReal Name December 25, 2020
A friendly greeting used by Sylvester Stallone Whenever and wherever he meets his Jewish buddies at the gym.
Yosemites! I’m feeling a bit verklempt ...let’s schlep out the heavy bags for an hour and then catch us a schvitz!
by You rReal Name August 05, 2020