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i love your eyes

as in when a guy says “i love your eyes” he’s into you dumbass, he’s in love with you. stop second guessing yourself.
e.g. i love your eyes, they’re gorgeous
by alekssssandraaasaaa October 12, 2022
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Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

the affirmation of future meetings perchance to conclude the aforementioned meeting or passing.
see you later
A phrase to say: see you later
That was a nice talk, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

Damn you got a phat ass, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!
I was just letting you know you are fine as hell, and if I can't be your man, I want to be your friend just so I can be near you, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!
by ninjawarriordex August 24, 2007
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If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010
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.9.I Will Kill Her Dubs, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.

.9.I Will Kill Her Dubs, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.
.9.I Will Kill Her Dubs, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025
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Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND
For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
by 11williams11 April 5, 2021
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I have Retsu Eyes

I have Retsu Eyes
I have Retsu Eyes
by SuelTameOresuTeMato March 22, 2025
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