i love your eyes

as in when a guy says “i love your eyes” he’s into you dumbass, he’s in love with you. stop second guessing yourself.

e.g. i love your eyes, they’re gorgeous

by alekssssandraaasaaa October 12, 2022

Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

the affirmation of future meetings perchance to conclude the aforementioned meeting or passing.
see you later
A phrase to say: see you later

That was a nice talk, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

Damn you got a phat ass, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!
I was just letting you know you are fine as hell, and if I can't be your man, I want to be your friend just so I can be near you, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

by ninjawarriordex August 20, 2007

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 25, 2023

Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 05, 2021

I-Eye

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.

Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .

by You rReal Name July 27, 2020