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A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
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Jim crackcorn I EYE phone 

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND
For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

red-eye jet-i 

noun. red-eye jet-i is a type of Marajuana that gives you the redest eyes. This weed is so dank after you are stoned out of your mind you will forget your eyes are red and most likely get cought.
(from experience of smokeing red-eye jet-i do not forget to put eye drops in before the prosses of smokeing(it still works as well as putting them after just you dont forget))
red-eye jet-i by The nature smoker November 10, 2009

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth 

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye 

Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice 

1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger
I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh