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Couch potato 

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch
Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

SpongeBob 

A sponge that has a face and is somehow is friends with a squirrel underwater and an starfish that lives under a rock. And has influenced the millenials and gen z. Which is scary because if u say I hate SpongeBob you will be shunned from everyone.
Bob: hey did you watch the latest episode of SpongeBob

Jeff: Heck yah dude!
SpongeBob by You know what I mean December 22, 2020

Chick fla la 

Food that is Magnificent, Magical, Beautiful, Majestic, Rich, tasty to the mouth hole
Bob: This chick fla la Is the bomb man
Joe:yeah man

The crisis 

When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town
"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!

The crisis 

When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town
"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!

Washing your hand

It's called washing your hands

1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked

2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands

3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice

4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off

5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands

There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo
Mom: wash your hands before dinner so we dont get the coronavirus!
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner
Billy: damn this water is good
Bob: yeah , too good
Joe: yumm
Water by You know what I mean March 20, 2020