Stuck pet

When your pet starts to sit or lay on you and puts you in a uncomfortable position or when you have to do something but you dont wanna disturb your pet

Cat: meow
Me: aww

Cat sits on me.
Me: shit I'm stuck pet

by You know what I mean March 18, 2020

Washing your hand

It's called washing your hands

1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked

2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands

3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice

4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off

5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands

There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo

Mom: wash your hands before dinner so we dont get the coronavirus!
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner

by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

Hi

When you say hi to someone but they say hi back and then you say hi and then it just a whole cycle

Joe: hi
Bob:hi
Joe:hi
Bob: hi

Bob and joe both think when is he going to say how are you?

by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

How to avoid coronavirus

1. Wash your hands
2. Sneeze and cough into in your hand or a tissue

3.only use the mask if you have the coronavirus

How to avoid Coronavirus

by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

Chick fla la

Food that is Magnificent, Magical, Beautiful, Majestic, Rich, tasty to the mouth hole

Bob: This chick fla la Is the bomb man
Joe:yeah man

by You know what I mean March 26, 2020

Water

Sweet nectarine made by the gods

Billy: damn this water is good
Bob: yeah , too good
Joe: yumm

by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 05, 2021