Yobungus1337's definitions
Justin Beiber is a Canadian woman trapped in a homosexual boy's body. Justin Beiber is known for his terrible singing, but revered for his atrocious acts against mankind (other than his "music").
by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014
Get the Justin Beibermug. A bomb shot beverage.
Ingredients:
1 shot of Jeppson’s Malört
8.4 fl.oz. Red Bull (or energy drink)
16 fl.oz. can of Old style as garnish
Instructions:
Pour a can of Red Bull into a pint glass
Pour a shot of Jeppson’s Malört into a shot glass
Drop the shot into the Red Bull right before drinking
Enjoy
Ingredients:
1 shot of Jeppson’s Malört
8.4 fl.oz. Red Bull (or energy drink)
16 fl.oz. can of Old style as garnish
Instructions:
Pour a can of Red Bull into a pint glass
Pour a shot of Jeppson’s Malört into a shot glass
Drop the shot into the Red Bull right before drinking
Enjoy
Me: This is cause for a celebration; Swedish Nail Bombs for the whole table!
Friend: Eww I don’t like Malört
Me: Fuck you
Friend: Eww I don’t like Malört
Me: Fuck you
by Yobungus1337 November 11, 2020
Get the Swedish Nail Bombmug. The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.
Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.
by Yobungus1337 June 13, 2011
Get the Mississippi soup kitchenmug. A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.
Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.
by Yobungus1337 December 31, 2010
Get the Spider monkeymug. Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.
by Yobungus1337 November 1, 2010
Get the Hong Kong Dongmug. A word (not words) exclaimed when you are in an angry group of people to add your anger into the situation. The expression may also be used to proclaim joy in some situations. Often times the group becomes awkwardly silent or bursts into laughter upon hearing this remark.
(Jeff's teacher assigns assload of homework)
Robbie: Shit!
Brandon: Damnit!
James: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randy: What the hell!?
Todd: AHH! Fuck me!
Jeff: TITFUCKASSBONER!!
Class: ...(silence)
Robbie: Shit!
Brandon: Damnit!
James: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randy: What the hell!?
Todd: AHH! Fuck me!
Jeff: TITFUCKASSBONER!!
Class: ...(silence)
by Yobungus1337 January 12, 2011
Get the titfuckassbonermug. When the erect penal object of a man is dipped in beach sand and his girlfriend gives him a blowjob, usually while still on the beach. Named after Sandy Koufax the pitcher for the Dodgers in the mid 50's through the mid 60's.
Jeff received an epic sandy coufax from his girlfriend who chipped a tooth in the process from blowing his sandy dick.
by Yobungus1337 August 23, 2010
Get the sandy coufaxmug.