Yo Mama's definitions

neelam

a trainwreck of a girl who has disaster follow her around like that pigpen guy from Peanuts has a cloud of shit following him... but who is just so damned NICE you can't get pissed and throw sharp things at her. Kind of how you love retards, but don't expect too much from them.

Yo! That girl is one fucked up neelam! But... we should probably bake her vegetarian cookies or she'll cry.

by Yo Mama April 7, 2005

g-love

good + love = g-love
OR
gangsta + love = g-love

i G-LOVE you. means i Good Love you because something people dont fucking mean it when they say thos three fuckign words "i love you".

Gangsta Love is used for a gangsta because i dont fucking know. When you is a gangsta you want to be gangsta all the time so "i G-L0VE you" is the best way to say it to someone you love without being all nice & soft.

by yo mama March 1, 2005

rabbit ass

The exact opposite of a Turtlehead.
Being so constapated that your cheeks get sucked in and when
it comes out its tight little pelets.

i need to drink a ton of laxative right now, i haven't crapped in 2 weeks,
i've got major rabbit@ss right now...damn it hurts...

by Yo Mama October 14, 2003

kneepole

A scar or scab on your knee; a fun way to say the word nipple.

"I fell walking and got a nasty kneepole"

"I'm so cold my kneepoles are hard and erected."

by YO MAMA February 13, 2005

toesuck

to suck a womans nice beautiful toes

let me suck yor nice ass toes

by yo mama March 6, 2004

LAX

The airport in Los Angeles. LAX = LA, MCI Kansas City, DFW = Dallas/Ft. Worth

My flight lands at LAX and I have a lay over.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

skurred

Bastardized version of the word Scard

'Yo i watched this movie and i was so skurred i almost pissed my pants'

by Yo mama June 5, 2003