Vagyro

A vagina looking like roast beef, with some creamy mystery sauce oozing out of it... probably caused by some sort of STD(s).

I can't think of a gyro without thinking vagyro.

by YapmelkXela March 06, 2010

Fap or Tap

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...

by YapmelkXela October 02, 2009

<<8^(|)

Homer Simpson on a keyboard.

Bro: Hey man, what's your favorite show?
Man: I don't know bro... probably <<8^(|)
Bro: !!!

by YapmelkXela October 07, 2009

[{'}]

A vagina shown on a keyboard.

Girl: Lick my {'}
Guy: Oh man!

by YapmelkXela October 07, 2009

.l.. d'.'b ..l.

A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.

Roger: Howdy!
Robert: .l.. d'.'b ..l.
Roger: :(

by YapmelkXela October 06, 2009

the biscuits

Just a different way of saying "the shit" or "awesome." Where'd it come from you ask? It seems random you say? Well sir, I pulled it out of my ass.

"Oldschool Nickelodeon is the BISCUITS."

by YapmelkXela September 15, 2011

Nignog

Contrary to popular belief, nignog is actually slang for "black cum."

Masturbator #1: Brah, you see all that nignog that bro laid?
Masturbator #2: No, sorry. Not into watching that black porno.
Masturbator #1: Faggot, wanna fight?
Masturbator #2: Nah let me cum first.
Masturbator #1: Werd.

by YapmelkXela November 28, 2009