Definitions by Yahoo! Answers Phil J

Rockin' Robin 

Somebody who likes tweeting song lyrics on Twitter.

Dave: Wow, Mikey is being real emo today... did you see his tweet with the lyrics to "Suicide is Painless?"

Me: Nah, he tweets lyrics everyday. He's a rockin' robin.

Rockin' Robin by Yahoo! Answers Phil J May 18, 2009

Hypersext 

The abundance of links on a pornographic webpage.

Anal
Boobs
Cumshots
Doggy Style
Extreme
Fetish
Golden Showers
Harcore
etc.

This would be an example of hypersext links.

Hypersext by Yahoo! Answers Phil J March 11, 2009

Sexy Topless Dancer 

A nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an STD.

Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"

Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."

Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."

Sexy Topless Dancer by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 24, 2009

Fartion

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.

I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.

Fartion by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

Blumwash 

When your female partner is taking a dump on the toilet, you're performing oral sex on her, then she pinches off a heavy turd which hits the toilet water and splashes your face.

"Hey Phil, did you know that girls don't poop?"

"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."

Blumwash by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 9, 2009

Little Swimmers 

Male sperm cells.

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.

Little Swimmers by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 5, 2009

Splooge Deuce 

Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.

My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.

Splooge Deuce by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 1, 2009