Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Yahoo! Answers Phil J

Poor Pinch

Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.

I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.

My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009

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Rockin' Robin

Somebody who likes tweeting song lyrics on Twitter.

Dave: Wow, Mikey is being real emo today... did you see his tweet with the lyrics to "Suicide is Painless?"

Me: Nah, he tweets lyrics everyday. He's a rockin' robin.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J May 18, 2009

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Ace In the Hole

A family-friendly synonym for sexual intercourse. Appropriate for school, work, and church.

Steve: "That was a great sermon... how was last night?"
Me: "I had my ace in the hole. It was amazing... but certainly not as amazing as Christ's love for us."

Principal: "Good morning Miss Daisy, how was your date with Mr. Rodman yesterday?"
Miss Daisy: "Oh, he's such a handsome gentlemen. We finished with his ace in the hole."

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 6, 2009

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Come without porn

Taking on a difficult task.

Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.

"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."

"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"

"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 8, 2009

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