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Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.
I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.
My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009
Get the Poor Pinch mug.Steve: "That was a great sermon... how was last night?"
Me: "I had my ace in the hole. It was amazing... but certainly not as amazing as Christ's love for us."
Principal: "Good morning Miss Daisy, how was your date with Mr. Rodman yesterday?"
Miss Daisy: "Oh, he's such a handsome gentlemen. We finished with his ace in the hole."
Me: "I had my ace in the hole. It was amazing... but certainly not as amazing as Christ's love for us."
Principal: "Good morning Miss Daisy, how was your date with Mr. Rodman yesterday?"
Miss Daisy: "Oh, he's such a handsome gentlemen. We finished with his ace in the hole."
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 6, 2009
Get the Ace In the Hole mug.Dave: Wow, Mikey is being real emo today... did you see his tweet with the lyrics to "Suicide is Painless?"
Me: Nah, he tweets lyrics everyday. He's a rockin' robin.
Me: Nah, he tweets lyrics everyday. He's a rockin' robin.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J May 18, 2009
Get the Rockin' Robin mug.Acronym for Pre-Poop Fart, the flatulent signalling for the beginning of a large-intestine processional.
Me: "My favorite bone in your body is mine"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 17, 2008
Get the PPF mug.Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"
Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."
Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."
Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."
Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 24, 2009
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Get the Pornogram mug.The diarrhea which usually follows a weekend of drinking and poor eating. Often not painful, but rather extremely relieving and requiring of multiple flushes to fully dispose of.
Boss: "Late to work on a Monday again Phil?"
Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward."
Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?"
Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"
Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward."
Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?"
Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J July 18, 2011
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