Yahoo! Answers Phil J's definitions

Come without porn

Taking on a difficult task.

Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.

"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."

"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"

"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 8, 2009

Rockin' Robin

Somebody who likes tweeting song lyrics on Twitter.

Dave: Wow, Mikey is being real emo today... did you see his tweet with the lyrics to "Suicide is Painless?"

Me: Nah, he tweets lyrics everyday. He's a rockin' robin.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J May 18, 2009

Little Swimmers

Male sperm cells.

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 5, 2009

Blumwash

When your female partner is taking a dump on the toilet, you're performing oral sex on her, then she pinches off a heavy turd which hits the toilet water and splashes your face.

"Hey Phil, did you know that girls don't poop?"

"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 9, 2009

PPF

Acronym for Pre-Poop Fart, the flatulent signalling for the beginning of a large-intestine processional.

Me: "My favorite bone in your body is mine"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 17, 2008

Pornogram

A 3-dimensional hologram of at least one person engaging in a sexual act.

Porn of the future.

I masturbate every night to the pornogram my girlfriend gave me before she left for college.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 5, 2010

Monday Mudslide

The diarrhea which usually follows a weekend of drinking and poor eating. Often not painful, but rather extremely relieving and requiring of multiple flushes to fully dispose of.

Boss: "Late to work on a Monday again Phil?"
Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward."

Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?"
Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J July 18, 2011