Yahoo! Answers Phil J's definitions
When your female partner is taking a dump on the toilet, you're performing oral sex on her, then she pinches off a heavy turd which hits the toilet water and splashes your face.
"Hey Phil, did you know that girls don't poop?"
"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."
"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 9, 2009
Get the Blumwashmug. "I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."
"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"
"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."
"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"
"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 8, 2009
Get the Come without pornmug. Dave: Wow, Mikey is being real emo today... did you see his tweet with the lyrics to "Suicide is Painless?"
Me: Nah, he tweets lyrics everyday. He's a rockin' robin.
Me: Nah, he tweets lyrics everyday. He's a rockin' robin.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J May 18, 2009
Get the Rockin' Robinmug. Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.
I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.
I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 5, 2009
Get the Little Swimmersmug. Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.
I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.
My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009
Get the Poor Pinchmug. Steve: "That was a great sermon... how was last night?"
Me: "I had my ace in the hole. It was amazing... but certainly not as amazing as Christ's love for us."
Principal: "Good morning Miss Daisy, how was your date with Mr. Rodman yesterday?"
Miss Daisy: "Oh, he's such a handsome gentlemen. We finished with his ace in the hole."
Me: "I had my ace in the hole. It was amazing... but certainly not as amazing as Christ's love for us."
Principal: "Good morning Miss Daisy, how was your date with Mr. Rodman yesterday?"
Miss Daisy: "Oh, he's such a handsome gentlemen. We finished with his ace in the hole."
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 6, 2009
Get the Ace In the Holemug. Acronym for Pre-Poop Fart, the flatulent signalling for the beginning of a large-intestine processional.
Me: "My favorite bone in your body is mine"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 17, 2008
Get the PPFmug.