Fishin' Buddy

The generically reported contact associated with a positive, surprise COVID test when, in fact, the virus was contracted from a prostitute.

Mr. Jones, I'm calling to report the results of your COVID test. I'm sorry to tell you that you're positive and will need to isolate for 10 days. Any idea where you might have acquired the virus?
Fishin' Buddy
I see... well you might want to contact other members of the party that might have also gone fishing with her.

by YAWA July 26, 2020

Trinitaritard

A person self-identified as a christian, subscribing whole-sale to the mystery of the holy trinity yet completely oblivious that the doctrine was a complete fabrication by innovative, overly-faithful scribes.

Kripes! She thinks that the concept of " big daddy, jr & spook " are somehow meaningful. Trinitaritard.

by YAWA April 20, 2019

Coronageddon

The near-certain, end-of-times condition created either by the actual COVID-19 virus or the massive social, financial and political devastation generated on the back of global hysteria.

Get'cher fresh limes and beachwear ready!

Coronageddon is upon us!
Wait! What? It's a virus?

by YAWA March 12, 2020

glazed-donut effect

The subtle, peri-oral, scented crust that developes after a long night of oral sexual activity

dude! clean up yer face!
hell no! I'm gonna enjoy THIS glazed-donut effect... growin' a moustache next...

by YAWA March 08, 2020