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toxic binary system

After decades of marriage and exclusive commitment, they finally reached the toxic binary system event horizon; a boundary through which no penetration is possible. Let’s just hope that they’ve both achieved immortality.
by YAWA September 5, 2022
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Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...
Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!
by YAWA May 17, 2019
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Culture of Criminality

The Three-Ring-Shit-Show and Mafia-inspired Don-Jester that is now at the helm of the U.S. Executive branch.
Oh, did you hear about the latest fucked-up presidential Tweetstorm?

You can spare me the details. It's all the same bullshit--just part of our dumbed-down, callous and irresponsible Culture of Criminality...
by YAWA March 22, 2019
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Corona with Lyme

A magical pathologic partnership.
Damn, what's with the cough dude?
Well, I think it goes well with my rash...
Oh, yeah...gotta get the Corona with Lyme.
by YAWA February 4, 2020
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glazed-donut effect

The subtle, peri-oral, scented crust that developes after a long night of oral sexual activity
dude! clean up yer face!
hell no! I'm gonna enjoy THIS glazed-donut effect... growin' a moustache next...
by YAWA March 8, 2020
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