Wu Dark's definitions

felt

1. to recieve a punishing blow (getting felt)

2. to get any unpleasant treatment

3. to lose convincingly

Dude, don't pick a fight with him, you'll get felt!

"Did you win whilst playing Xbox?"
"No man, I got felt like an actual drunken teen"

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

the frog that Adam did

Metaphor for anything that has been done badly for no reason.

"what d'you think of my new design"?

"yeah .. yeah, it's ... errr ... nice ... ahem, FROG THAT ADAM DID!! You twat!"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

festant

Something (usually putrified) that smells really terrible.

That's one seriously festant log!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

3D

A computer aided system that lets overweight ginger-bearded dysfunctional tossers think they have girlfriends

Ron: "You seeing Tina tonight?"
Eugene: "Yeah, I have a clan game with her later, so I can't come to the pub"

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

sphinct

Abbreviation for sphincter

Ouch! It's really burning my sphinct

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

fanous

Famous for acts of anal sex. see also ane and infanous

Taylor Rain is fanous for her art

by Wu Dark June 29, 2004

monica lewinsky

Also known as "Lewinsky"

1. Anyone thoroughly educated in human oral hygene

2. An industrial suction cup (sucking something with a lot of power) ... 'cos like, Clinton had a lot of powe... nevermind

Oh man, I'm still raw - she gave me a proper Lewinsky ...

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004