Wu Dark's definitions

veen

short for "venus", a distortion of the word "penis". Very useful in an open plan office situation where shouting "you PENIS!" at someone may be deemed offensive

Don't put that paperweight there, you veen!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

Pand

A mild-mannered NewMedia developer with an enormous veen and unsurpassable sexual energy

Also known as "The Pand", "Pandy Pand", "Pandpand" or "Andy Pand(y)"

Move back, Pand's coming through - he owns us

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

rect

Urban lazy abbreviation for rectum. Basically, an ane

Mate, stop fingering your rect - it's horrible!

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

the frog that Adam did

Metaphor for anything that has been done badly for no reason.

"what d'you think of my new design"?

"yeah .. yeah, it's ... errr ... nice ... ahem, FROG THAT ADAM DID!! You twat!"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

sphinct

Abbreviation for sphincter

Ouch! It's really burning my sphinct

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

vagitarium

(usually online) image museum comprising mainly of pictures of exposed beavers

Lets take little Jimmy to the vagitarium, he loves art

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

senzuri

Euphamism for masturbation of Japanese origin. Literally translates to "1000 strokes"

"Where's Ads"
"He's tucking in to some senzuri action whilst listening to music"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004