screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 05, 2004

vagitarium

(usually online) image museum comprising mainly of pictures of exposed beavers

Lets take little Jimmy to the vagitarium, he loves art

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

sphinct

Abbreviation for sphincter

Ouch! It's really burning my sphinct

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

festant

Something (usually putrified) that smells really terrible.

That's one seriously festant log!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

veen

short for "venus", a distortion of the word "penis". Very useful in an open plan office situation where shouting "you PENIS!" at someone may be deemed offensive

Don't put that paperweight there, you veen!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

monica lewinsky

Also known as "Lewinsky"

1. Anyone thoroughly educated in human oral hygene

2. An industrial suction cup (sucking something with a lot of power) ... 'cos like, Clinton had a lot of powe... nevermind

Oh man, I'm still raw - she gave me a proper Lewinsky ...

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

fanous

Famous for acts of anal sex. see also ane and infanous

Taylor Rain is fanous for her art

by Wu Dark June 29, 2004