screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 05, 2004

chickenwire

urban alternative for the phrase "it's been a while"

"Man, I haven't seen you in ages"

"Chickenwire dude ... chickenwire"

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

pandcake

Like a pancake, (same ingredients for the batter) but cooked for a small amount of time on an electric clam grill at a very high temperature. Invented by the Pand

"Mate, the edges of this pandcake taste like wafer"
"Yes, I agree, even the texture is similar"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

felt

1. to recieve a punishing blow (getting felt)

2. to get any unpleasant treatment

3. to lose convincingly

Dude, don't pick a fight with him, you'll get felt!

"Did you win whilst playing Xbox?"
"No man, I got felt like an actual drunken teen"

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

senzuri

Euphamism for masturbation of Japanese origin. Literally translates to "1000 strokes"

"Where's Ads"
"He's tucking in to some senzuri action whilst listening to music"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

fest

If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad

OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

rect

Urban lazy abbreviation for rectum. Basically, an ane

Mate, stop fingering your rect - it's horrible!

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004