Definitions by Wu Dark

vagitarium 

(usually online) image museum comprising mainly of pictures of exposed beavers

Lets take little Jimmy to the vagitarium, he loves art

vagitarium by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

lean 

To be extremely lethargic as an effect of smoking cannabis

That stuff was strong man, I was lean - I couldn't even open the door for the pizza delivery kid

lean by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

monica lewinsky 

Also known as "Lewinsky"

1. Anyone thoroughly educated in human oral hygene

2. An industrial suction cup (sucking something with a lot of power) ... 'cos like, Clinton had a lot of powe... nevermind

Oh man, I'm still raw - she gave me a proper Lewinsky ...

monica lewinsky by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

pandcake 

Like a pancake, (same ingredients for the batter) but cooked for a small amount of time on an electric clam grill at a very high temperature. Invented by the Pand

"Mate, the edges of this pandcake taste like wafer"
"Yes, I agree, even the texture is similar"

pandcake by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

senzuri

Euphamism for masturbation of Japanese origin. Literally translates to "1000 strokes"

"Where's Ads"
"He's tucking in to some senzuri action whilst listening to music"

senzuri by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

festant 

Something (usually putrified) that smells really terrible.

That's one seriously festant log!

festant by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

fest 

If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad

OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!

fest by Wu Dark March 29, 2004