Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter's definitions
Any form of aggressive advertising that does any of the following actions, almost all of which are legal in the USA but not necessarily morally correct:
1. Use of banner ads with Microsoft Windows windows in them to make one think their computer has a problem.
2. Withholds useful information from you until you click Yes on "Do you want to install and run" so they can spread their malware.
3. Rapid and annoying moving iPods or other shiny things/status sympols that might make a Neanderthal have a four hour erection.
3a. So-called free iPods/Xbox 360s that require you to sell your name and address to loads of advertising cartels and require you to buy many other things you don't want AND require your friends to do the same.
4. Pop up/Pop under ads. Need I say more?
5. Microsoft Windows XP Messenger Service black-on-grey text ads that say your computer will die unless you install a virus on it that kills your PC anyway.
6. AOL Discs--self explanatory.
7. Any advertisement for a cult that would make the Jehovah's Witnesses blush.
8. while (1){ ~linux/home$festival -tts "Head On Apply Directly to the forehead!" }
9. Obvious corporate theft from consumers/double-dipping such as advertisements on DVDs, in movie theaters and on Cable/Dish TV.
10. Ads that make you feel sad in misleading ways, such as one for Ron the indigent atheist terrorist needs you to paypal him $20 so he can bomb a church.
11. Windows Vista which appeals to people who give up their freedom to run emulators and file sharing so they can have shiny pretty cute windows that stack like glass.
1. Use of banner ads with Microsoft Windows windows in them to make one think their computer has a problem.
2. Withholds useful information from you until you click Yes on "Do you want to install and run" so they can spread their malware.
3. Rapid and annoying moving iPods or other shiny things/status sympols that might make a Neanderthal have a four hour erection.
3a. So-called free iPods/Xbox 360s that require you to sell your name and address to loads of advertising cartels and require you to buy many other things you don't want AND require your friends to do the same.
4. Pop up/Pop under ads. Need I say more?
5. Microsoft Windows XP Messenger Service black-on-grey text ads that say your computer will die unless you install a virus on it that kills your PC anyway.
6. AOL Discs--self explanatory.
7. Any advertisement for a cult that would make the Jehovah's Witnesses blush.
8. while (1){ ~linux/home$festival -tts "Head On Apply Directly to the forehead!" }
9. Obvious corporate theft from consumers/double-dipping such as advertisements on DVDs, in movie theaters and on Cable/Dish TV.
10. Ads that make you feel sad in misleading ways, such as one for Ron the indigent atheist terrorist needs you to paypal him $20 so he can bomb a church.
11. Windows Vista which appeals to people who give up their freedom to run emulators and file sharing so they can have shiny pretty cute windows that stack like glass.
AOL tactics keep Geek Squad and Firedog in business.
Spank the Monkey and win -$20 is another AOL tactic.
Spank the Monkey and win -$20 is another AOL tactic.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
Get the AOL tacticmug. A communist ruler of Cuba who has been around before analog music synthesizers, pushbutton keypads on telephones, cassette players, VHS VCRs, laserdiscs, 8 track tapes, electronic ignition in automobiles, Disc Film and 110 cartridge cameras, integrated circuit DIP packages, 8 inch floppy discs, the John Lennon assasination, the Richard Nixon debacle, VFD pocket calculators, and quite possibly the Big Bang.
Although I don't like what Fidel Castro stands for, I wish I had his inability to die.
Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.
Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007
Get the fidel castromug. Densetsu is a good Bob Marley and the Wailers album.
Densetsu of Zelda is a good NES game.
In the Middle Ages, there was the densetsu of the man who could rip Twizzlers sideways. His name was Conan the Destroyer.
Densetsu of Zelda is a good NES game.
In the Middle Ages, there was the densetsu of the man who could rip Twizzlers sideways. His name was Conan the Destroyer.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the Densetsumug. Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.
Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britainmug. An interjection of disgust about something that will never work from recently on, no matter how hard or easy you try. Usually it's an item or idea that has worked well in the past, but is totally knackered in this modern age. Comes from C programs written for an older version of the toolchain which flatly refuses to compile on the newer toolchain.
Going to war with spears?? Undefined reference to _sbrk!
I tried to use sorcery to turn my Yugo into a Rolls Royce, but got an undefined reference to _sbrk.
CoolGBARom.c error: undefined reference to _sbrk
I tried to use sorcery to turn my Yugo into a Rolls Royce, but got an undefined reference to _sbrk.
CoolGBARom.c error: undefined reference to _sbrk
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 26, 2007
Get the undefined reference to _sbrkmug. To take a story that originally had a small bit of violence or bloodshed in it, and exaggerate it into a resplendent blood bath. Said because virtually all of Mel Gibson's movies have had gallons of blood with gruesome violence.
Murron to Braveheart:Today I fell off my skateboard and cut my knee on the pavement and a few drops of blood came out.
Braveheart to Murron's parents:Well she fell off her skateboard and severed a major artery and painted the pavement red, so I cut her throat with my fingernail and grabbed her by her feet and twirled her around to ensure good blood coverage.
Murron to Parents:Braveheart! Don't Gibsonize the story!
Braveheart to Murron's parents:Well she fell off her skateboard and severed a major artery and painted the pavement red, so I cut her throat with my fingernail and grabbed her by her feet and twirled her around to ensure good blood coverage.
Murron to Parents:Braveheart! Don't Gibsonize the story!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008
Get the Gibsonizemug. A human bladder that holds five cubic centimeters of urine. Used to ridicule someone that's always going to the bathroom.
2:30 AM: Detrol: I gotta go pee!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
Get the 5cc bladdermug.