Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.
Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.
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In Henry the Fifth's time, a medieval battle with swords and spears which was fought on a freshly plowed farm field during a rainstorm. The knights got quite muddy, and many had their throats cut and were left to die in the juicy mud. And some of the knights went barefoot with cloth on instead of metal armor. One of the knights was a victim of a synchronized stabbing.
Watching the battle of Agincourt will give someone with a mud fetish a hard-on.
One of the guys was drowned in the mud by a guy in a suit of armor during the battle of Agincourt.
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A communist ruler of Cuba who has been around before analog music synthesizers, pushbutton keypads on telephones, cassette players, VHS VCRs, laserdiscs, 8 track tapes, electronic ignition in automobiles, Disc Film and 110 cartridge cameras, integrated circuit DIP packages, 8 inch floppy discs, the John Lennon assasination, the Richard Nixon debacle, VFD pocket calculators, and quite possibly the Big Bang.
Although I don't like what Fidel Castro stands for, I wish I had his inability to die.
Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.
A two dimensional human-readable bar code symbology with hundreds of combinations per module. Usually found on Scottish things such as kilts, ribbons, sarongs, and bagpipes. Each clan (a Scottish family, spelled with a C) has its own tartan.
Hamish the red got away with sending the HD-DVD key by way of tartans on kilts in the mail.
The tartan was found on kilts early in the Faerytale Era.
1. To say there's a pill for that is to tell someone off that what they are doing is not normal and there's the outside chance that a dose of medication can 'fix' it.
2. A statement of dismay at Americans lack of responsibility because they think that every bad thing that they did in their life can be solved/erased with a pill.
1. So you're not having anal sex like the rest of us?? There's a pill for that (boner pill).
2. :Bratty child at Boy Scouts throws a knife at his trooper:
:Trooper says to child "is there something wrong? Are you emotionally challenged?: Humans do wrong things sometimes and shouldn't think there's a pill for that.
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Four keys on an Apple II keyboard that stood in for the arrow keys before they put 'real' arrow keys on later models. Compare
wasd. Mostly used in educational games in elementary schools back in the late 1980s.
WhiningBrat01:Hey this keyboard doesn't have arrow keys!
SaddamCastroTheTeacher:Just use the ijkm keys.
