spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack Shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 03, 2007

welly in the mud

Describing a big fat sloppy pussy. So called because when you fuck one of these mush buckets, it sounds just like a welly in soft mud.

Dude 1: "That fat chick you used to go out with. She was good in the sack?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 04, 2006

frost this face

An instruction given by a porn star to a co-star in order to get him to lose his mess over her face.

Porn Star (Female): "Come on you bastad! Frost this face you cock monkey!"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"

by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

porn stars pop shot

An unexpected arrival. So named, because of the startled look of the average porn starlet when the money shot hits them in the face.

Lady Clematis looked up at Lord D'Cockworthy with a look of total surprise for he had just delivered a porn stars pop shot right between her emerald eyes.

by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

trawlerman's glove

Noun, British. A large, capacious, raggedy and smelly pussy. So named because of the resemblance to a well used glove as worn by a trawlerman on a deep-sea fishing boat.

Dude 1: "You seen that new girl in Accounts? She looks like a babe."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."

by Wizards Sleeve April 26, 2009

wear the fox hat

Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.

Dude 1: "Tonight my friend, I shall wear the fox hat."
Dude 2: "Yo Dawg! Way to go, my man."

by Wizards Sleeve March 06, 2007

silk slipper

The very finest pussy you can get. Exquisite to the feel, and a joy to slip into.

"Man that new chick in Accounts, she may look like a thunder pig, but damn! That broad has a fine silk slipper!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007