by Wizards Sleeve March 06, 2007
A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006
Dude 1: "You been to Accounts Department lately?"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2007
Another way of writing the derogatory term nigga. This often won't get picked up by e-mail blockers and mail scans. Neverthless, it's the old offensive 'N'-word.
Text message: "Yo is a smart n199a"
by Wizards Sleeve February 01, 2007
A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.
They are looking for a drink and a fuck.
The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.
They are looking for a drink and a fuck.
The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.
Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006
A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006