Wizards Sleeve's definitions
Dude 1: "How was your date with that chick last night, my man?"
Dude 2: "Awesome. I bought her one drink and next thing she was down on me sucking off my romance bone."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
Dude 2: "Awesome. I bought her one drink and next thing she was down on me sucking off my romance bone."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 6, 2009
Get the romance bonemug. Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007
Get the Mersey steamermug. Another name for a camel toe.
When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.
When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.
by Wizards Sleeve July 2, 2006
Get the front wedgiemug. Fetish sex terminology. This is another term for a golden shower which shares the characteristics of the high pressure hosing and brushing system used at many outlets for the purposes of cleaning automobiles.
"Man that Ginny is one sick babe! She gave me a full jet wash last night! High pressure facial wash, power brush on my body work and then Turtle Waxed me with her moip!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 24, 2005
Get the jet washmug. When really pounding pussy, these little bubbles leak out from all sides and make for a really foamy gash. Pump fast and hard enough and they are thick as a MacDonalds Milkshake.
"I was going great but she was gushing so much when I looked down it was just my dick in a mess of cunty fuck bubbles."
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
Get the cunty fuck bubblesmug. Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).
Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006
Get the barrack room biscuitmug. A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
Get the Nurse Helga Bumgamesmug.