hearty handshake

Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.
Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."
by Wizards Sleeve October 08, 2006
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brown magician

A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.
Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 08, 2007
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rusty spine

A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.
Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!"
Dude 2: "Hold on my man, I'll call 911!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 06, 2007
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hamster ball

A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.

One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."

Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
by Wizards Sleeve June 27, 2005
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fuck custard

Thick semen. As found in good porno movies after the pop shot.
Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007
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Krakafatty

The legendary fattest ho in Indonesia. Similar in shape, temperament and size to the volcanic island in the Sunda Strait between Java and Sumatra which blew itself to bits in 1883.
"I just been to visit Krakafatty. She's a 300 pounds piece of yellow ho-ass and when she goes off you is as good as dead."
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
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slop pot

Another word for vagina. In particular, a vagina that has had one or more deliveries of spunk into it already - a ho in fact.
Dude 1: "How was you date with Kazza?"
Dude 2: "Ok, but her minge was a bit well used."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I told you she had a nasty slop pot."
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
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