Wiseman's definitions

nasty gram

An e-mail written in a tone that is confrontational. It is often petty and lacking in tact. A nasty gram can be venomous, incendiary, and/or hateful as well.

Jeff didn't have the balls to talk to me so instead he sent me a nasty gram.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

little soldier

Slang term for a penis.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 26, 2006

E85

A fuel blend for automobiles that is 85% ethanol and 15% gasoline. Becoming more and more popular as a way to reduce the USA's dependence on foreign oil.

Jake's new car had a fuel flexible engine so he pulled into the new service station and filled up with E85.

by Wiseman July 10, 2006

Perak

A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others.

I hate working with our maintenance manager, Denny. What a Perak!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

lose your lunch

The act of vomiting. See ralph chunks

Dusan, stop drinking. You look like you're about ready to lose your lunch.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

self suck

The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.

Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

refill-a-zit

A nasty pimple that seems to form a new white head within a few hours of having squeezed all the puss out of it. A refill-a-zit will often take several days to finally go away.

Well, fuck me! I just popped that bad boy and now it's all white and nasty again. I hate refill-a-zits!

by Wiseman July 25, 2006