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Freaky puppet that used to be on channel 4. His main routine consisted of spitting all over thecamera lens, writing his name in the 'fog' and then getting his pink and yellow striped jumper unravelled.
by Wise Man October 6, 2003
Get the pob mug.1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia
2) The male genitalia
1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
Get the beast mug.Hoodyanikabolokov: Hey i have 3 testicles!
Me: Oh yeah? Who'd ya nick a bollock off?
Hoodyanikabolokov: How did you know my name!?
Me: Wha?
Me: Oh yeah? Who'd ya nick a bollock off?
Hoodyanikabolokov: How did you know my name!?
Me: Wha?
by Wise Man November 18, 2003
Get the Hoodyanikabolokov mug.Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
by Wise Man October 17, 2003
Get the fuck this shit mug.An Estate Agency term for someone who uses hours of your time to view every house available three times, then says they're not looking anymore, also a carpet treader
by Wise Man July 14, 2003
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"Chill out, dick wad"
"I have detailed files"
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
"He'll live"
"I need a vacation"
"I have detailed files"
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
"He'll live"
"I need a vacation"
by Wise Man November 20, 2003
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