Definitions by Wise Man

OI OI 

A loud greeting to be given to freinds in public areas, the louder the better in order to make passers by shit their pants.

Me: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passer By: <Sqeulch>

OI OI by Wise Man October 10, 2003

a 

An alternative to saying, "Yes, you are right"

Stu: You're coming to Santa Pod this weekend aren't you?
Al: Fuckin A mate.

a by Wise Man October 9, 2003

bang 

1) Sound made by any pneumatically inflated object when burst.
2) Slang word for sex.

1) "Just a couple more puffs and your baloon will be full" BANG!!!!
2) Stu: So, what did ya do last night?
Al: I banged my girlfreind man.

bang by Wise Man October 9, 2003

channel 5 

Don't know cos i've never been able to receive it.

My Mate: Whats on 5?
Me: Don't know, and never will.

channel 5 by Wise Man October 7, 2003

chinese essay 

When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.

Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.

chinese essay by Wise Man October 7, 2003

The Monkey 

A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.

"Do the Monkey with me"

The Monkey by Wise Man October 7, 2003

KFC

Place that gave me food poisoning and seems to operate an 'asian only' workforce scheme.

They have to do one thing - fry chicken - and they still manage to fuck that up.

KFC by Wise Man October 7, 2003