Wise Man's definitions

stack

to fall over or crash badly resulting in great injury or damage

Stu: How did you break your legs?
Al: I was running down the stairs and i stacked it big time

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

Gentleman's Gel

Baby Gravy, semen, sperm, spunk etc etc

Hair need taming Mary? Here, rub this and have some of my gentlemans gel :D

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Burbury Prick

Teenage rude boys who wear burbury caps at such a steep angle the peak is vertical. They usually hang around in large packs. Other notable attributes include cigarette behind the ear, greasy hair, his mums jewellery, an earing, a sky blue hooded top and a 25cc moped.

Look at that bunch of burbury pricks, bet they're not so brave when they aren't 'hangin' with 40 of their 'bruvvas'

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

Crikey Moses

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.

Last night i got absolutely monstered

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

bully

A young hoodlum who revels in making peoples lives a misery during school years. Happily though, when they grow up they will have nothing more to look forward to than getting anally penetrated every day by fellow prisoners in the shower, or, by the prison wardens truncheon ;D

Bully me all you like loser, you're the one who will walk like John Wayne the rest of your life :D

by Wise Man July 17, 2003